Adolf Hitler: The Great Circus Lover


Full Name: Beck Sinclair

DOB: September 14, 1989

Sign: Virgo (we're great in bed)

Height: 5'1

Race: "Mexican" (but not really!)

Relationship Status: Single

Interests: Space, history (specifically the civil rights movement and the year 1776,) zombies, robots, etc.

Favorite Music: Coconut Records

Favorite Movie: Inglourious Basterds

Favorite Book: Everything is Illuminated

Favorite TV Show: Whitest Kids U'Know

Celebrity Crush: Jason Schwartzman

Heroes: Robert F Kennedy and Dr. Martin mutha fuckin Luther King Jr

Strange Fascination: Adolf Hitler. I want to go back in time to see when he kills himself.

Rise to Comedy: Making people laugh on stage was fun. It's good practice to fuck with people. No silly, WITH!

Random Accomplishments: Won "Best DJ" and "Mad Skillz" awards in high school. What use is that to her in the future? Who knows! Nominated herself as "Most Likely to Succeed" and did not win. She's still very optimistic.

Besides NND: Beck makes videos. youtube.com/beckymed

Political Views: Socialist Party USA, according to facebook

Favorite Phrase: "Peen around the corner..." - Mr. Mason

Her lucky number is 4.