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Ideas?
Topic Started: Mar 22 2009, 07:24 PM (1,249 Views)
The Poetic Prince
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HAHA LOL @ Andrew!!! :D

That actually reminds me of an episode of Family Guy. The one where Brian gets that job teaching an English class... He gets frustrated with them and tells them that if they don't clean their act up, they're going to be a bunch of prostitutes and strippers, and that one girl says, "You mean, I can be a hooker?!" And Brian was all like, "No! You don't want to be a hooker!" And another kid said, "You're the first person that ever told us we can do anything we want..."

Yeah, that's just hilarious!
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The Poetic Prince
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I meant that one post where you said it was your life long dream. The other stuff was said while I was still posting...
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I would like to be a hooker but i dont think anyone would pay me to bend them over and give them a good hard fucking
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YesterdaysDreams
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you would be surprised
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Ravensdark
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YesterdaysDreams
Mar 24 2009, 02:09 AM
you would be surprised
i dont think so it is hard to get sex when you're as ugly as a hat full of arseholes. thats why i hate god
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YesterdaysDreams
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god beat you with the ugly stick heh... good thing you have cool shorts
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The Poetic Prince
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Well, don't give up on your dream so easily! You'll just have to be a cheap hooker! There, see? It all works out! :)
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YesterdaysDreams
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*brings in the stripper pole* mk now someone else can carry in the stereo equipment.
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Gibson
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So um.. Does anybody have ANY ideas?
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BlenderCat
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Don't be mean to Andrew. He got a new perm just for the occasion.
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