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Girl Got Knocked Up By Stray Sperm In A Pool
Topic Started: Jul 11 2009, 09:04 PM (103 Views)
Virgil
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I don't know whether to call this a miracle, a serious case of bad luck, or just plain human paranoia.

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It's obvious that she didn't get pregnant by the pool...
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Until someone shows me that pools actually have penis's, I aint buying it.
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Some guy would have to masturbate in the pool and within at least 3 days, the girl got in and somehow, miracle-ly, the sperm made it's way up to the tubes.

What are the odds of that happening?
Edited by Takkun, Jul 12 2009, 12:09 PM.
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Takkun
Jul 12 2009, 12:09 PM
Some guy would have to masturbate in the pool and within at least 3 days, the girl got in and somehow, miracle-ly, the sperm made it's way up to the tubes.

What are the odds of that happening?
It's impossible. The chlorine alone in the pool water would have killed it.
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Unless the sperm is somemkind of supersperm. Then maybe it's possible. All it has to do is, upon ejaculation, survives for several days in a bacteria infested, extreme temperature water, filled with chlorine. Then it has to find its way to the girl, attempt to find a way to bypass the layer of bikini covering her tube, find a way in, survive the various antibodies that her body sent to squelch the life out of this sperm (or sperms), find one of the ovarian egg, timed it correctly so that it occurs before her period, and fertilize the egg.

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Jul 12 2009, 07:07 PM
Unless the sperm is somemkind of supersperm. Then maybe it's possible. All it has to do is, upon ejaculation, survives for several days in a bacteria infested, extreme temperature water, filled with chlorine. Then it has to find its way to the girl, attempt to find a way to bypass the layer of bikini covering her tube, find a way in, survive the various antibodies that her body sent to squelch the life out of this sperm (or sperms), find one of the ovarian egg, timed it correctly so that it occurs before her period, and fertilize the egg.
yeeeeeaaaaaaahh. Totally more likely then she just got pregnant the way normal people do.
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Jul 12 2009, 07:54 PM
QuantumInteger
Jul 12 2009, 07:07 PM
Unless the sperm is somemkind of supersperm. Then maybe it's possible. All it has to do is, upon ejaculation, survives for several days in a bacteria infested, extreme temperature water, filled with chlorine. Then it has to find its way to the girl, attempt to find a way to bypass the layer of bikini covering her tube, find a way in, survive the various antibodies that her body sent to squelch the life out of this sperm (or sperms), find one of the ovarian egg, timed it correctly so that it occurs before her period, and fertilize the egg.
yeeeeeaaaaaaahh. Totally more likely then she just got pregnant the way normal people do.
Having some fun with the pool boy while her parents are in the shower?
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Gwen
Jul 12 2009, 10:05 PM
Pustuilo
Jul 12 2009, 07:54 PM
QuantumInteger
Jul 12 2009, 07:07 PM
Unless the sperm is somemkind of supersperm. Then maybe it's possible. All it has to do is, upon ejaculation, survives for several days in a bacteria infested, extreme temperature water, filled with chlorine. Then it has to find its way to the girl, attempt to find a way to bypass the layer of bikini covering her tube, find a way in, survive the various antibodies that her body sent to squelch the life out of this sperm (or sperms), find one of the ovarian egg, timed it correctly so that it occurs before her period, and fertilize the egg.
yeeeeeaaaaaaahh. Totally more likely then she just got pregnant the way normal people do.
Having some fun with the pool boy while her parents are in the shower?
Most likely, yes.
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Shado-Chan
Jul 13 2009, 07:05 AM
Gwen
Jul 12 2009, 10:05 PM
Pustuilo
Jul 12 2009, 07:54 PM
QuantumInteger
Jul 12 2009, 07:07 PM
Unless the sperm is somemkind of supersperm. Then maybe it's possible. All it has to do is, upon ejaculation, survives for several days in a bacteria infested, extreme temperature water, filled with chlorine. Then it has to find its way to the girl, attempt to find a way to bypass the layer of bikini covering her tube, find a way in, survive the various antibodies that her body sent to squelch the life out of this sperm (or sperms), find one of the ovarian egg, timed it correctly so that it occurs before her period, and fertilize the egg.
yeeeeeaaaaaaahh. Totally more likely then she just got pregnant the way normal people do.
Having some fun with the pool boy while her parents are in the shower?
Most likely, yes.
I agree with this analysis.
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