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Is This Seat Taken?; I can sit on the floor or lean on a wall
Topic Started: Jun 8 2009, 05:06 PM (910 Views)
Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:45 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:42 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:37 AM
I'm current CEO, and President, so you do the marketing. I'll pay you with toenail clippings and free snacks.
-Shoves toenail clippings down your throat and beats you with a Dvorak keyboard while monologueing about how unfair your cheap shit is and how I at least deserve a sweet crib and an observatory on the roof-
*Pukes on you until stomach is empty of toenail clippings*

THOSE CLIPPINGS WERE WORTH MILLIONS, YOU IDIOT! THEY WERE MARYLIN MONROE'S! AND THE SNACKS WERE AN UPFRONT FOR YOUR PROTECTION! THEY WERE FOR DEFENSE!

I'M NOT PAYING YOU AGAIN! YOU BETTER PICK THEM UP IF YOU WANT YOUR PAYMENT.
-shoves mangled Dvorak keyboard down your throat-

Ass, Grass, or Cash Beeyotch!
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
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*Reincarnated as the yellow cat*

http://rikkisimons.livejournal.com/44908.html
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Wingless
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-Feeds you Fancy Feast and then switches you to dry cat food so you go through the human equivalent of heroine withdrawals-
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
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*Claws you face off and eats it in place of wet food*
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Wingless
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-grabs you and jumps out of the executive suite window of the top floor of our corporate headquarters and kamikazes us into the pavement 72 stories below-

-reincarnates as a german omnibus driver-
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
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Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:58 AM
-grabs you and jumps out of the executive suite window of the top floor of our corporate headquarters and kamikazes us into the pavement 72 stories below-

-reincarnates as a german omnibus driver-
*Landed ontop of you, on my feet*

Stupid. Cats always land on our feet.
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:59 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:58 AM
-grabs you and jumps out of the executive suite window of the top floor of our corporate headquarters and kamikazes us into the pavement 72 stories below-

-reincarnates as a german omnibus driver-
*Landed ontop of you, on my feet*

Stupid. Cats always land on our feet.
-Had you in an extremely tight bear hug that, I as a cat owner knows, simply cannot be weaseled out of-
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
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Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 02:01 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:59 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:58 AM
-grabs you and jumps out of the executive suite window of the top floor of our corporate headquarters and kamikazes us into the pavement 72 stories below-

-reincarnates as a german omnibus driver-
*Landed ontop of you, on my feet*

Stupid. Cats always land on our feet.
-Had you in an extremely tight bear hug that, I as a cat owner knows, simply cannot be weaseled out of-
DO NOT CORRECT WHAT HAS BEEN STATED! YOU'LL CASE A PIME TARADO- *Universe ceases to exist*
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Ares-Senpai
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Okay, who divided by zero?
Edited by Ares-Senpai, Jun 10 2009, 07:19 AM.
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Shado-Chan
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Amber is a Puppy. Your Arugment is Invalid.
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*raises hand*

Irony is watching me type this! : D
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Shado-Chan
Jun 10 2009, 08:33 AM
*raises hand*

Irony is watching me type this! : D
ssssssssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Spazzy-Tack
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We were at school, smart one. She needed me to use the computer so that my tech teacher would lat us use said technology.

See, Shado? You really aren't loved without me. XD
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Ares-Senpai
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Irony-Squared
Jun 10 2009, 02:42 PM
We were at school, smart one. She needed me to use the computer so that my tech teacher would lat us use said technology.

See, Shado? You really aren't loved without me. XD
O rly?
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YA RLY.
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