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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM Post #31 |
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DEATH CHEETOS |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 12:57 AM Post #32 |
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O_o That might be a bit too far.. |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:02 AM Post #33 |
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DOOM PRINGLES. WE WILL BUILD A HELLISH CHIP EMPIRE! |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 01:03 AM Post #34 |
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No Funyuns though. They're sometimes delicious.. but to call them a chip... well now that's just blasphemous. |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:06 AM Post #35 |
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FUNYUNS WILL BE CONSIDERED A CHIP AND HAVE RAZORBLADE RINGS HIDDEN INSIDE THEM. WE WILL DOMINATE! FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! IT'S ARMA-GODDAMN-MOTHERFUCKIN-GEDDON... IN YOUR MOUTH! |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 01:09 AM Post #36 |
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SOOOOooooooooooooooo then everybody in the world would ultimately become either dead or some Jokeresque freak.... sounds good! You go buy the chips and I'll go buy the razor blades and batteries. (Funyuns aren't chips.. so it's a Hellish Snack Food In the General Crunchy Genre of Chips Empire) |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM Post #37 |
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WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC. WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS. |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 01:15 AM Post #38 |
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Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor! Questions? Comments? Shove em up your ass! (C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:16 AM Post #39 |
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BRILLIANT! FUND IT! |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 01:25 AM Post #40 |
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NUTRITION FACTS ------------------- (Percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet) Serving Size=1 bag Iron 20g 1000% Flouride 10g 9999% Sodium 200mg 100% Vitamin A 0.1g 2% Vitamin C 0.1g 2% Zinc 300mg 600% Nothing 40g Error% ------------------- The actual nutritional value of this product has not yet been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. May God have mercy on your soul. |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:29 AM Post #41 |
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Fix'd Also, those values looks like my Final Fantasy hit scores. XD; |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 01:35 AM Post #42 |
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Fixed again. Damn we're good at this. We should go into marketing or something. |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:37 AM Post #43 |
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I'm current CEO, and President, so you do the marketing. I'll pay you with toenail clippings and free snacks. |
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| Wingless | Jun 10 2009, 01:42 AM Post #44 |
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-Shoves toenail clippings down your throat and beats you with a Dvorak keyboard while monologueing about how unfair your cheap shit is and how I at least deserve a sweet crib and an observatory on the roof- |
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heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me | |
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| Gwen | Jun 10 2009, 01:45 AM Post #45 |
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*Pukes on you until stomach is empty of toenail clippings* THOSE CLIPPINGS WERE WORTH MILLIONS, YOU IDIOT! THEY WERE MARYLIN MONROE'S! AND THE SNACKS WERE AN UPFRONT FOR YOUR PROTECTION! THEY WERE FOR DEFENSE! I'M NOT PAYING YOU AGAIN! YOU BETTER PICK THEM UP IF YOU WANT YOUR PAYMENT. PIC UNRELATED... WHORE.
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