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Is This Seat Taken?; I can sit on the floor or lean on a wall
Topic Started: Jun 8 2009, 05:06 PM (912 Views)
Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
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Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
O_o

That might be a bit too far..
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:57 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
O_o

That might be a bit too far..
DOOM PRINGLES.

WE WILL BUILD A HELLISH CHIP EMPIRE!
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:02 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:57 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
O_o

That might be a bit too far..
DOOM PRINGLES.

WE WILL BUILD A HELLISH CHIP EMPIRE!
No Funyuns though. They're sometimes delicious.. but to call them a chip... well now that's just blasphemous.
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:03 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:02 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:57 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
O_o

That might be a bit too far..
DOOM PRINGLES.

WE WILL BUILD A HELLISH CHIP EMPIRE!
No Funyuns though. They're sometimes delicious.. but to call them a chip... well now that's just blasphemous.
FUNYUNS WILL BE CONSIDERED A CHIP AND HAVE RAZORBLADE RINGS HIDDEN INSIDE THEM.

WE WILL DOMINATE! FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! IT'S ARMA-GODDAMN-MOTHERFUCKIN-GEDDON... IN YOUR MOUTH!
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:06 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:03 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:02 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:57 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
O_o

That might be a bit too far..
DOOM PRINGLES.

WE WILL BUILD A HELLISH CHIP EMPIRE!
No Funyuns though. They're sometimes delicious.. but to call them a chip... well now that's just blasphemous.
FUNYUNS WILL BE CONSIDERED A CHIP AND HAVE RAZORBLADE RINGS HIDDEN INSIDE THEM.

WE WILL DOMINATE! FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! IT'S ARMA-GODDAMN-MOTHERFUCKIN-GEDDON... IN YOUR MOUTH!
SOOOOooooooooooooooo then everybody in the world would ultimately become either dead or some Jokeresque freak.... sounds good! You go buy the chips and I'll go buy the razor blades and batteries.

(Funyuns aren't chips.. so it's a Hellish Snack Food In the General Crunchy Genre of Chips Empire)
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:09 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:06 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:03 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:02 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:57 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 12:56 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 12:26 AM
Wait, if there be any taking over of the world, I'm involved... and we need Cheetos... LOTs of Cheetos.
DEATH CHEETOS
O_o

That might be a bit too far..
DOOM PRINGLES.

WE WILL BUILD A HELLISH CHIP EMPIRE!
No Funyuns though. They're sometimes delicious.. but to call them a chip... well now that's just blasphemous.
FUNYUNS WILL BE CONSIDERED A CHIP AND HAVE RAZORBLADE RINGS HIDDEN INSIDE THEM.

WE WILL DOMINATE! FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! IT'S ARMA-GODDAMN-MOTHERFUCKIN-GEDDON... IN YOUR MOUTH!
SOOOOooooooooooooooo then everybody in the world would ultimately become either dead or some Jokeresque freak.... sounds good! You go buy the chips and I'll go buy the razor blades and batteries.

(Funyuns aren't chips.. so it's a Hellish Snack Food In the General Crunchy Genre of Chips Empire)
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor!

Questions? Comments?
Shove em up your ass!

(C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:15 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor!

Questions? Comments?
Shove em up your ass!

(C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp
BRILLIANT! FUND IT!
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:16 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:15 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor!

Questions? Comments?
Shove em up your ass!

(C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp
BRILLIANT! FUND IT!
NUTRITION FACTS
-------------------
(Percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet)
Serving Size=1 bag
Iron 20g 1000%
Flouride 10g 9999%
Sodium 200mg 100%
Vitamin A 0.1g 2%
Vitamin C 0.1g 2%
Zinc 300mg 600%
Nothing 40g Error%

-------------------
The actual nutritional value of this product has not yet
been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
May God have mercy on your soul.
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:25 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:16 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:15 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor!

Questions? Comments?
Shove em up your ass!

(C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp
BRILLIANT! FUND IT!
NUTRITION FACTS
-------------------
(Percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet)
Serving Size=1 bag
Iron 20g 1000%
Flouride 10g 9999%
Sodium 200mg 100%
Vitamin A 0.1g 2%
Vitamin C 0.1g 2%
Zinc 300mg 600%
Nothing 40g Error%
Your family & friends 28g 98%

-------------------
The actual nutritional value of this product has not yet
been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
May God have mercy on your soul, because we sure as hell won't.
Fix'd

Also, those values looks like my Final Fantasy hit scores. XD;


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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:29 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:25 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:16 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:15 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor!

Questions? Comments?
Shove em up your ass!

(C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp
BRILLIANT! FUND IT!
NUTRITION FACTS
-------------------
(Percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet)
Serving Size=1 bag
Iron 20g 1000%
Flouride 10g 9999%
Sodium 200mg 100%
Vitamin A 0.1g 2%
Vitamin C 0.1g 2%
Zinc 300mg 600%
Nothing 40g Error%
Your family & friends 28g 98%
CujoBlood 2g 9994%

-------------------
The actual nutritional value of this product has not yet
been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
Levels of Californium are variable and are not included.
May God have mercy on your soul, because we sure as hell won't.
Fix'd

Also, those values looks like my Final Fantasy hit scores. XD;


Fixed again.

Damn we're good at this. We should go into marketing or something.
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:35 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:29 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:25 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:16 AM
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:15 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:12 AM
WE ARE THE PAST. WE ARE THE PRESENT. WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE ARE JESTER'S INC.

WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. OUR WORD IS LAW. OUR SNACKS ARE DELICIOUS. YOUR SOUL IS OURS.
Now in NEW! Carbide Rage Flavor!

Questions? Comments?
Shove em up your ass!

(C) 2012 HellaSharp Foods Corp
BRILLIANT! FUND IT!
NUTRITION FACTS
-------------------
(Percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet)
Serving Size=1 bag
Iron 20g 1000%
Flouride 10g 9999%
Sodium 200mg 100%
Vitamin A 0.1g 2%
Vitamin C 0.1g 2%
Zinc 300mg 600%
Nothing 40g Error%
Your family & friends 28g 98%
CujoBlood 2g 9994%

-------------------
The actual nutritional value of this product has not yet
been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
Levels of Californium are variable and are not included.
May God have mercy on your soul, because we sure as hell won't.
Fix'd

Also, those values looks like my Final Fantasy hit scores. XD;


Fixed again.

Damn we're good at this. We should go into marketing or something.
I'm current CEO, and President, so you do the marketing. I'll pay you with toenail clippings and free snacks.
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Wingless
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Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:37 AM
I'm current CEO, and President, so you do the marketing. I'll pay you with toenail clippings and free snacks.
-Shoves toenail clippings down your throat and beats you with a Dvorak keyboard while monologueing about how unfair your cheap shit is and how I at least deserve a sweet crib and an observatory on the roof-
heavenknightXXI (6:01:27 AM): we should start a graphic design business
hvymetalbane (6:01:42 AM): XD
hvymetalbane (6:01:51 AM): A mediocre one that makes no incme
heavenknightXXI (6:02:17 AM): it'd make enough for us to eat hotpockets and be online all the time
hvymetalbane (6:02:36 AM): XDDD
heavenknightXXI (6:03:17 AM): that's good enough for me
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Gwen
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I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Wingless
Jun 10 2009, 01:42 AM
Gwen
Jun 10 2009, 01:37 AM
I'm current CEO, and President, so you do the marketing. I'll pay you with toenail clippings and free snacks.
-Shoves toenail clippings down your throat and beats you with a Dvorak keyboard while monologueing about how unfair your cheap shit is and how I at least deserve a sweet crib and an observatory on the roof-
*Pukes on you until stomach is empty of toenail clippings*

THOSE CLIPPINGS WERE WORTH MILLIONS, YOU IDIOT! THEY WERE MARYLIN MONROE'S! AND THE SNACKS WERE AN UPFRONT FOR YOUR PROTECTION! THEY WERE FOR DEFENSE!

I'M NOT PAYING YOU AGAIN! YOU BETTER PICK THEM UP IF YOU WANT YOUR PAYMENT.


PIC UNRELATED... WHORE.
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