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Severus, Snape; very in process.
Topic Started: Aug 9 2009, 06:21 PM (273 Views)
Severus Snape

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Full name:
Severus; A name in truth derived from the word Severe, as in stern, strict, and sodden in nature. I suppose one kindly soul could claim disciplined as a synonym as well, but don’t be too generous. In fact, if one were to probe Severus’ opinions of his obscure name’s origins, he’d likely point out that his heart has longed been severed into shreds. This definition is preferred by Eileen Prince as well, although she twisted its meaning in a much more positive light; once her umbilical cord was severed, she peered into the rather hideous, wailing infant’s baby blues eyes and set severe determination to protect this little one from the world’s dangers. This ultimately failed, regretfully.
Tobias; I can’t imagine who you are, as the Severus I know and loathe love would certainly never share these revolting three-syllables with a soul on earth. The name mimics that of his Muggle father, a rather ordinary folk turned monster when he discovered his sperm had contributed to half the chromosomes of the Devil’s Spawn. There was a time before the best laid plans went awry, in the months preceding Severus’ birth, when Eileen Prince was settled stone-cold naming her infant just Tobias. She even took to cooing sweet nothings into her belly to a being not yet in existence identified by the pet name Tobey. The change of plans was a fortunate one, albeit a hasty one.
Snape; Even amongst teenage boys, it is rare for one to refer to a fellow by his last name. However, the deluded air of regality Severus to which Severus claims to be entitled stems from his surname, and therefore demands even acquaintances (the closest form of a relationship he holds dear) refer to him by as Snape. The name commands respect in eyes, not only for the symbolic value of a revered folks being called by their last name alone, but because by chance’s blessing it rhymes with Snake, giving most a false impression that Severus is a pureblood of obscure lineage. Yet our ever-honest fellow somehow fails to correct these mislead folks, by no admission of his own.
Nicknames:
Snivellus; A name first conceived by Severus’ most bitter rival, James Potter, to refer to a his schoolmate plagued by a cold. A cuzzie (or more elegantly put glob of snot) surfaced within the generous bat caves of Severus Snape, prompting James to insinuate that, “Snivellus, I didn’t know you were a metamorphus! Why, you’re transfigured your nose to match your cute lil’ Slytherin badge!” Severus then sneezed rather hoarsely, and the bugger in question flew onto the hand of Professor McGonagal, prompting a deduction of fourty points from Slytherin’s house. Severus laid in bed for the next two days, neither eating nor sleeping, sipping spoiled Pumpkin Juice brought up by a concerned house elf prescribed by none other than Lily Evans. He sniveled for hours a day, much to the nuisance of his bunkmates. The name has since stuck, just as our Severus so feared.
Half-Blood Prince; This sobrquet was Severus’ own brainchild, a name coveted so vehemently that he refused to let it cross his other classmates lips for fear they would mistrew its meaning or perhaps worse, decipher his past. This name is strewed throughout many anonymous journal entries and vandalized textbooks, puzzling both Severus’ contempry classmates and future generations of Hogwarts students. If one were to take the time to listen closely, they just might discover that within Severus’ self-conversing, one his alters is referred to by this pharse. But no cared to bother.=(
Any other derogatory epithet those blasted Marauders can squeeze from Severus Snape; A few choice nicknames favored by the Pratter & Slack include Snivikins, Snivipoo, Sneap, Sevikins dear, and Snupid.
[Snoopy;/u] The only kind nickname ever assigned to Severus Snape, a creation used only by Miss Lily Evans. The cartoon dog belonged to Charlie Brown, (a character who Severus would grow to feel much kinship to, ironically), a popular character frequently appearing in the “strips” belonging to Muggle Newspapers. In the days before there was a discrepancy between mudblood and an unwashed scab in the mind of young Severus,
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Gender:
Age:
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Who do you follow?
Wand:
Personal
Sexuality: liliosexual!
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Tics, Quirks & Habits:
There are folks who radiate grace from crevice within their body, from eloquent speech to the waste which expels from their rear. Oh, how I wish I could include darling Severus within this population, but my job description is not to gloss over facts, but to meekly observe the subject of your inquiry. And so I present to you, the rather unappealing idiosyncrasies of Severus Snape.

Severus lacks a sense an innate sense of hygiene, often going for a week or so without actually washing his hair. However, don’t think my friend as a humbled monk avoiding vanity; among Severus’ many morning rituals (including Muggle voodoo-chanting his father swore would rid the bad seed of the demons which possessed the him), one includes slathering a penance-sized dollop of a hair grease used by Severus religiously. As Snape’s own calloused hands rummaged through this mop of black, he reminisced his mother’s tender touch, as she tried to liven the limp locks with a homemade potion. However, James Potter had been replenishing the bottle with Centaur Piss and Owl Feces since second year, unbeknownst to his victim to this very day.

Severus has been known to frequently mumble to no one in particular. Severus found the sound of his own moaning drawl comforting during situations in which a room full of people chattered away, ignorant and indifferent of Severus’ very existence. However, ironically this behavior succeeds in isolating the teen further from his peers, as during a momentary lull in conversation, the entire Great Hall is treated to both sides of a conversation as narrated by Severus Tobias Snape. Oh, the horror, the cruelty of this mocking laughter…

Another trait signature to Severus is his generally unapproachable nature. Those rather unattractive features seemed to always be screwed in a grimace, in case an individual happened to be plagued by a cold and blissfully unaware of the stench wafting from the unpleasant lad. If the brave soul in question happens to muster the courage to loom near Severus and dare to lay a finger on him even in friendly greeting, they’ll soon be wheeled into the Infirmary. Severus has long flinched at even the most innocuous touch of a human being. In case you weren’t aware, this one of the many lingering symptoms from which abused children suffer. We’ve only begun to cover the enduring physical symptoms – the psychological are a whole other realm we’ve yet to delve into. Stay tuned!
Paradoxically, what my anti-social friend refuses to admit is that despite his standoffish nature, he furtively craves human contact. Even so, he cannot overcome this sensation of searing whiplash every time a creature attempts to create a material connection of fraternity with Severus Snape. Not that this has happened, as of yet, but who knows what brave souls the future holds!

Pet Peeves:
Favorite sounds and smells:
Have you ever met a boggart? What does it look like?
Can you cast Patronus? What does it look like? What memory do you use?
What is the worst memory Dementors bring forward?
If you were to find the Mirror of Erised, what would you see?
Tell me a couple secrets about yourself:

Personality:

Not all of us are destined for greatness. However, Greatness is most certainly detectable; there is a certain aurora surrounding those fortunate fellows who are destined to achieve some mighty feat within their lives.

For the remaining majority, we watch with marvel and envy.
Severus Snape’s area of expertise lies in watching. The teen’s obsession goes beyond the realm of being merely observant, delving into stalker-zone. Alarming to most, enchanting to…erm, no one. Most especially not the particular young miss whom Mr. Snape so desired to enchant.

For a boy who spent his life on the sidelines, being handcuffed to various obligations was familiar. As a Syltherin, conformity was his only means to disguise a shameful history. The teen restrained from those considered lowly by obscure standards that Severus himself didn’t meet. This fueled a noxious mixture of self-loathing and aggression seen seldom even among Severus’ housemates.

The three centimeters within Severus Snape’s head were the only realm in which our new acquaintance could savor freedom. Snape was blessed with a wild imagination. Rather than constructively writing a teenage vampire romance novel, this conniving Syltherin employed his mind to conjure fabulous fantasies of both naive and morbid nature. Revenge & passion entwined in the stunning fancies of Severus Snape, laid out in a romantic vision with no bearing to reality.

With the territory of an, erm, “creative’ imagination comes a

Severus Snape clearly not the bloke to rely on for a stirring up the fun at parties, though I suppose you can gather as much. With little exception, Severus avoids gathering of large people for fear of not adapting adequately to social situations. Despite his brilliance, from playground days to Potter’s snide remarks and gestures, Severus has lacked the ability to recognize social cues and connect them with the corresponding intention. On a less hostile subject, a particularly generous soul might find this naivety endearing, however, I must regretfully inform you that this is not the case.

Nor can you count on Severus Snape as a reliable, open-minded friend willing to lend you his ear during trying times. The fantasy Severus bleeds from its imprisoned position in his mind and creeps into conversation when the teen is faced with a ramble he deems mundane. Severus feigns pride and will berate the friend in need as an uncivilized conformist child possessed by the Demon of Majority and the trivialities of adolescence.

Pessimism is perhaps Severus’ most well developed quality coupled with his imagination. This charming fellow knows how to present every situation a negative light. By blending cynicism, bitter sarcasm, and universal skepticism, Severus will find a means to put a damper on even the most mirthful of festivals. The “downer” quality Snape embodies stems from the premise by which he most ironically lives; life is not worth living.

So now that I have laid out a fairly honest portrayal of how I perceive Severus Tobias Snape, I can offer you only one tidbit of advise; if you ever have the misfortune of encountering this revolting individual, run away shrieking like a little girl, as any other reaction would cause me to deem you suicidal.

Distinguishing Features: Things you could be identified by after you’re dead.
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Appearance: Not just coloring, but hairstyle, build, wardrobe…
Place of Birth:
Immediate family: Parents, siblings, spouses, children
Extended family: Aunts, uncles, grandparents, grandkids, nieces, nephews, cousins
Other important people:
Pets:
The other woman in Severus’ life is rarely spoken of, for a less-feathery rival overshadows her. Sally, short for Salazerea, is a tattered stark-black owl with taupe markings around its wide, inquisitive emerald eyes akin to eyebrows slanted in an expression of fury at any given time. Perhaps the avian is the only female creature of God who holds a place in her heart for Severus besides his mummy, Ms. Eileen Prince. The bird’s chest puffs with pride as it delivers letters to her sweetheart Severus, and is known to claw the crimson mane of a certain lass who is never too far out of her owner’s ever-watching eye. On one occasion, this jealous miss even defecated upon the lovely head of Lily Evans.

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Edited by Severus Snape, Aug 10 2009, 08:14 PM.
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