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Dolores Umbridge ; 4th year, Slytherin
Topic Started: Jul 18 2009, 12:25 PM (719 Views)
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About You
What should we call you? um....
What is your gender? LOBSTER.
How can we get in touch with you? just yell really loud
How did you know we were here? Neopets.
Did you read all of the rules?The answer this time is no.
Show us a sample post, from any game. A recent one would be nice. Doesn’t have to be the character you’re applying for.
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Lily would have been more active in the conversation, but she had a few secrets.
1. The only boys she had talked to all summer were Snape, her father, her cousin, and the pizza delivery boy ( a weekly appointment.)
2. She had had several torrid love affairs, all imaginary. Fitzwilliam Darcy, Colonel Brandon, Edward Ferrars, and their compatriots.
Snapping out of her reverie, she piped in, "Our pizza delivery boy was quite fit.Came about once a week," she said, fidgeting with her hem. "One time, he gave us a pepperoni pizza, but we only ordered cheese. But every other week, we had ordered pepperoni. Plus he provides sustenance and has an income, what more could you ask for?"

How many characters do you currently have on this board? One - Lils!
Anything else you want to tell us before we begin? This version of Umbridge makes little sense - but come one, fourteen year old Peter Fangirl Umbridge? How could you say no? ;)
About Your Character
Basics

Full name: Dolores Jane Umbridge
Nicknames: Dolly, Dol, Lor, Dumbridge
Ancestry: Pureblood, of course.
Gender: I am very much a lady.
Age: fourteen, soon to be fifteen.
Birthday: 10/13/61
Sorted into: Slytherin
Who do you follow? Pete...oh, you meant ideology? My dad seems to know what's best. He's friends with the Malfoys, after all.
Wand: 10 inches, Ash, phoenix feather. Quite special, just like me! Cost a fortune.
Personal
Sexuality: As that silly Dor might say, Peterosexual. I'd just like to clarify that I'm heterosexual, of course. Not an area where I want confusion.
Likes:

  • Kittens
  • Pink
  • Tea
  • My fellow purebloods
  • Dor, I suppose
  • Peter
  • Being a Slytherin
  • Power, money
  • The thrill of the hunt

Dislikes:
  • Liars
  • Halfbloods
  • Muggleborns
  • When Dor blathers on about her mum
  • This ridiculous administration. My daddy says there's lots of stuff wrong with it.
  • Dumbledore
  • Slughorn
  • Any professor
  • Blood traitors
  • Peter's filthy friends. Must rescue him.
  • Detentions that I rarely deserve. I think Filch might like me a bit, though, he always lets me off easy.

Strengths:
  • Intimidation.
  • Coordinating outfits.
  • Manipulation.
  • Finding out and reporting troublemakers.
  • Interior decorating. (Well, that last ones more of a hobby, but I just have a knack for it!),
  • making enemies

Weaknesses:
  • Most actual subjects
  • sucking up to teachers (It's not my fault, Daddy says they're incompetent.)
  • Making friends
  • respecting most authority figures.
Goals:
  • Become more political. A must if I want to be Minister of Magic.
  • Oh, and become Minister of Magic. Can't do that with everyone hating me (jealous fools!)
  • Marry a nice, respectable wizard, like Peter! Have his children.
  • Make them into little versions of me.
  • And no, Dor will NOT be my co-minister.
  • She will be my underling, as is the natural order.

Fears:
  • I mostly have nightmares about those horrid half-human beasts roaming around.
  • And, I suppose, clashing pastels.
  • And sad, hurt kittens.
  • And me, powerless and living with filth.

Tics, Quirks & Habits:
  • I must wear pink every day, even if it's just the ittiest bit.
  • And clothes must be worn a maximum of five times before they are discarded and replaced.
  • With School Robes, they may be worn fifteen times, as they are black.

Pet Peeves:
  • Muggle Culture. It's just confusing, and disorienting!
  • No wonder Muggleborns are so inferior.
  • And also, people who clearly don't understand the importance of making sure your clothes match!
  • Suspicious behavior, whispering.
  • Hogwart's stupid tolerance policy.
  • And bugs! I want to just magic them all away!

Favorite sounds and smells:
  • I quite like the smell of Galleons.
  • And of new robes.
  • And all my mom's expensive perfume that I got when she died!
  • Silence after I tell someone off quite viciously.
  • Screams of Ago
  • Kittens purring!

Have you ever met a boggart? What does it look like?It's Daddy, and he's coming into my bedroom and he...he...he tells me a mudblood Muggleborn is Minister of Magic!
Can you cast Patronus? What does it look like? What memory do you use? Of course I can! I am an exceptionally talented witch! It's a kitten, batting away evil with its adorable little paws! Usually I picture my mother, with my father. They are both glamorous and dressed up and bossing people around, and they let me try it! I got to tell the florist where to put the orchids! It was great fun.
What is the worst memory Dementors bring forward? Oh! What an awful question! I suppose the summer after second year, when I agreed to stay at Dor's for a week. Well, actually, Daddy insisted. Well, anyhoo, their house was no where near as nice as ours, and so I just couldn't get comfortable! Plus her mom is just bonkers. It's embarrassing, really. God, what an awful week! And don't get me started on the service there!
If you were to find the Mirror of Erised, what would you see? Me. Older, but still very pretty, well dressed, and poised and on Peter's arm. And little miniatures of me and Peter running around our feet. And we're in the Minister of Magic's (my) office, and Dor is pouring me and my husband some tea.
Tell me a couple secrets about yourself:
When I was seven, my father and mother took me on a series of doctor's appointments. They thought I had respiratory problems. Really, though, clearing your throat is a perfectly normal mannerism!
And sometimes I feel, that even if Peter were a half-blood, I would still love him. As long as the Wizard side was a respectable family. But Muggleborn, no. That's where I must draw the line.
Personality:
People tell me I'm bossy, which I don't mind. I think bossy is a good thing! Especially when all of these idiot girls need direction. And someone bossy has got to be at the top! None of these wishy washy mudblood loving politicians!
Just look at girls like Dor? Where would they be without me? Nowhere! Noble Purebloods like Regulus wouldn't even look twice at them!
And, alright, maybe I'm a little stuck up, but I most certainly deserve to be! And I'm not spoiled, I deserve everything I have! I come from a long and noble line, which entitles me to certain privileges. Plus I am super smart and super talented! And I have an astounding eye for matching patterns and colors.
In addition to a fine sense of interior decorating, I am very good at figuring out ways to break people, little by little.
Peter, you will be mine.

Plus, I'm always looking for ways to improve myself. Like, for instance, this year I am going to suppress my hatred for those of inferior birth. There is no way a fourteen year old girl can change society, so I'm just going to have to play by their rules. Then, when no one is suspecting, WHAM! I'll whip out the reforms.
I'm also highly charismatic, reasonable, and a good leader, all traits needed to be the Minister of Magic! (And I'm Pureblood!)
Looks
Distinguishing Features: Well, if you need to identify me after I'm dead, you simply need to look at my clothes! I make sure to label each piece with a clear "D. Umbridge." Just in case some poor unfortunate tries to steal them!
Not-so-distinguishing features: I always speak clearly and crisply and eloquently. I tend to clear my throat a lot, which many consider endearing. And my voice, high pitched and feminine, like a bird's song!
Appearance:
I'm quite a quite beautiful and imposing presence, with my always matching attire, well put together hair, and matching shoes. I have the clearest skin, an appropriately proportioned nose, and a nicely shaped mouth that speaks only wisely and truthfully!

Yes, I'm aware the boys in my year call me Toadlores Dumbridge. This is quite unfair, as I certainly do not resemble a toad! I may be short, but at least I don't tower over boys like a giant freak! And a little stocky, but that just means I'm wealthy and influential! Aren't those most important of all?

And they say I have beady eyes, well they are wrong. My eyes are like precious jewels! And my hair is like luxurious, expensive, silky brown thread, framing my round cherubic face. I'm graced with good wizarding genes, so overall I'm an ideal mate!

But hands off, boys. This package is to be delivered to Peter!
Place of Birth: St. Mungo's. Father had to pull some strings to get mother super special treatment, but he managed.
Immediate family: My father, Uther Umbridge. My mother Ursula died a while ago.
Extended family: Oh, I have loads of relatives! I'd really, really love to tell you about them, but there are so many! And all purebloods!
Other important people: Peter! Our future children. I s'pose Dor, she is my most loyal follower.
Pets: Pets never really last long. I can't be bothered. Except for kittens! We get a new one whenever the last gets too old! And I barely have to take care of it!
History:
Well, I suppose I should start with my parents. Mum's dead, so we can skip over her. Then there's Daddy. I really have no idea what he does, but we are rich and he hasn't been sent to Azkaban yet (Which is more than some of my peers can say.) And my mom's not loony, so I'm already a step above Dor! I don't really see my father much, but he buys me loads of things. And we eat breakfast together! I ponder the day's outfit, or kittens, and he reads the Daily Prophet and mumbles about those damn blood traitors. But he's sure to impart lots of wisdom onto me, like "nothing good could ever come from marrying a muggle." And about the current administration, which really should be removed at once!

I want to be Minister of Magic, so daddy won't have to mumble at the paper anymore. Anyway, I knew I was a witch for sure when I accidentally gave my pet turtle kitten ears. Turtles are so boring and ugly, though! And I would also turn all my kittens pink! Daddy didn't like that, but I did!

So I got to go to Hogwarts, not that there was any doubt. Daddy would have liked to send me to Durmstang, but I didn't want to learn all those Viking languages, so I came to Hogwarts. It's alright, even with Dumbledore running the place. I practically rule the Slytherin common room. And to think, that damned hat would have put me into Hufflepuff? Good thing I threatened a tantrum. I met Dor that first night, when I told her to suck it up and please stop crying. She's been following me around ever since. All the other girls are mean to us sometimes, but they are quite obviously jealous.

Lately, Dor's been ditching me to hang out with Regulus. I don't know what he sees in the daft cow. It's alright though, I have to speak to more people that way, and practice my political skills! From now on, I don't hate the impure of blood, I love them! There are too many of them for me to alienate and still make it to the top.

And, I should probably mention Peter. I suppose there's nothing particularly great about him, but he's a pureblood, and seems as if he'd be easy to control. Once I pry him away from his beastly friends.

And, of course, being in Slytherin, you hear the rumors. Well, let me tell you, this guy is going about it all wrong! The way to fix our problem is not by killing and such, it is through politics and pretending to like people, and loads and loads of money and kittens. Just you wait, I'll show him. I'll make it to the top one day!

Misc
Anything else you want to share?
Since I fully intend to be Minister of Magic one day, I crossed out all the bits that make me seem like a bigot. Daddy says bigots don't get to be Minister of Magic, though I don't really see why.
Edited by cait, Jul 19 2009, 09:05 PM.
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