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Topic Started: Jul 15 2009, 05:59 PM (1,006 Views)
Jormandugr
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
Atropos,

That's cruel and unusual punishment. And we thought you were such a Chiron of a Cassandra! Couldn't you just take ten points from Gryffindor for each of us? Maybe even fifty?

Okay, how about the next two months' homework in advance? Merlin, Atropos, you're such a Eurystheus!

~ Gih Dan, Emperor of All China

PS - Egypt sucks compared to China.

PPS - Yes, Fab, I do. Now, do you remember how I switched our glasses this morning?
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Any type of bargaining will only result in more punishment.

I suggest you all shut your traps before I take away house points and add more detention.
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
Atropos, I'd accept a thousand...nay, a MILLION points from Gryffindor if you just keep us out of the old Sissy.

We'll even behave. Much better than usual. Promise. Fingers crossed

-Fah-Bihaan, who just took over the Ottoman Empire too.

PS. Want to duel over that, sir?

PSS. Yes, Gid, I do. Now, do you remember how I'm very good at guessing what you'll do?
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
Take a billion points from Gryffindor, Atropos! We'll be good! We'll even hug puppies and small children! Just don't stick up in the Black Hole of Calcutta! No Sisyphus! NO SISYPHUS!

~ Gih Dan, who just conquered Japan, India, and the entire New World on a whim

PS - You're on.

PPS - Yes, Fab, I do. Now, do you remember how I then switched your pumpkin juice with that Stebbins kid?
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I'm am THIS CLOSE to handing you both two months detention.

As I said before Mr.'s Prewett, it would be quite wise of you both to SHUT UP!
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
Technically, we're not talking.

In fact, since we've shut up, sneaking into your office to write these missives is our sole means of communication. Sad, that. Tragic.

-Fa-Bihaan, who has taken Europe, Africa and the Middle East and is moving on to intergalactic conquest

PS. How about Sis II?

PPS. Poor kid. You're a cruel man, Gideon Prewett. ATROPOS! I CALL FOR PUNISHMENT FOR THIS CRUEL, CRUEL MAN!
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
Fab's right, you know, Atropos. We're being quiet as mice. So, really, you'll be doing the whole school a favour by letting us continue to steal your diary.

~ Gih Dan, who has already claimed this and ten other galaxies in the name of China, and is well on the way to creating an empire spanning the entire multiverse.

PS - Certainly. Will that be with wands, swords, or good old-fashioned fisticuffs?

PPS - He only ever drinks hot chocolate. Why do you think I picked Stebbins? I'm cruel, but not that cruel.
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Both of you need to leave my journal alone. I'm serious. Put. It. Down.


[mcgonagall has now put a hex on the diary so that anyone that opens it is covered in green boils on their face and...uhm....hind quarters]
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
How were we meant to read that note without opening the diary, pray tell, Atropos? Now I have to spend ages working on a countercurse, although personally I think Gid's looks are improved.
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
You think that's going to stop the Prewetts, Atropos? Ah, I'm wounded. Wounded by your lack of faith.

[Yup, it took them all of ten minutes to get the hex off, and maybe twenty to find a counter-curse. They are the greatest wizards of their generation, after all]

You may as well resign yourself to it, Atropos. The Prewetts are here to stay.

...Well, until next year. Then we're gone like the wind, and it can be your problem.

~ Gih Dan, Master of DADA

PS - How many Sisyphuses now?
Edited by Jormandugr, Jul 16 2009, 03:28 AM.
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