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my, how sexy!; indeed!
Topic Started: Jul 15 2009, 05:59 PM (1,008 Views)
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
[In James' handwriting]

After some serious codebreaking, yeah. I perseus you. I think.

I'm already heir to the throne of Shacklebolt. How am I to balance two royal duties, oh Kings Prewett?

~ JP, who is quite willing to be Phaeton if it doesn't involve the burning and the ow.
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
[Gideon's slanting handwriting again]

See, Argo? Didn't I tell you since they were Laocoon's Kiddies that these Nemeans aren't as stupid as they look? Worthy Phaetons indeed!

To answer your question, Phaeton One, you're minosing the whole thing. A true king rules by force of personality. Anything to add, Queen Fab?

~ King Gid of Mount Olympus (and surrounding countryside)

PS - I eros over nobody, Fab. Helens (and a few Hephaestuses, sadly) eros over me. And that's just Melenaus!

PPS - Fab eroses over that sappho Cassandra in Orion. And the All-Knowing Zeus. And Oepidus Rex. Admit it, Fab. You dream of Mouldymort.
Edited by Jormandugr, Jul 15 2009, 10:21 PM.
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
Hey, mate, never said it'd be easy, did we? Anyhoo, you've passed the first test. And if I had a choice between us and King, I'd pick us. Because we're awesome. And cooler. And there is no ow. Just hard work. Hard, hard, gruelling work, am I right, Gid?

FP

Ps. Mouldymort is in my dreams every night. Mmmm, Helen.
Edited by Ayu, Jul 16 2009, 12:19 AM.
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
Oh, yes. Lots and lots and lots of hard work. Terribly hard work. It's like slaving in a salt mine. And, oh, the Sisyphuses, am I right, Fab? The damned Sisyphuses!

Phaeton One, don't explain Prewettese to Possible-Phaeton Two (AKA Black). We will know if you do. He must pass the first task alone. Although, with a name like that, I can't think he'll have much trouble with it, right, Argo?

~ Jason McGid

PS - Now that is Melenaus, Fab. But whatever turns you on, I suppose. You can have Oepidus Rex if you really want...
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
It's disgraceful. But we must endure.

Seconded, thirded and four times ten to the infinitied. If you share you will be exempt from Phaetonhood forever, and then me and Gid will have to waste our time training new Paetons. Par example, Severus Snape.

Right you are, Giddy-boy. Monkey-man. Creature feature.

-Herakles O'Fabulous

PS. Takes one to know one, Gid

PPS. Sorry for the commotion, Atropos.
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
[James' handwriting]

Pads asked me to tell you that he can't respond, because he promised not to write in McGoogle's diary any more, and he wishes to respect that promise. And if you make Snivellus a Phaeton, retribution will be swift and immediate. And probably involve boils.

~ JP (AKA Phaeton One, thank you so very much)
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
[Gid again]

Boils? How unimaginative.

Well, if Possible-Phaeton Two can't write in this, then of course we respect his wishes Strike him off the list, Fab. Tell him to send us a letter, C/O Hercules and Herakles, detailing whether he wishes to become a Phaeton to the Prewett Bros.

And please, do try to make more imaginative threats.

~ Hercules ap Gideon

PS - Merlin, Fab! Are you a secret Oepidus, then?

PPS - Seconded. I too apologise, Atropos.
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
Gid, the Phaeton's threatening us. How cool is that? Good kid.

We should stop writing in Atropos' Book of Fate. What if we come across...you know...Atropos' eros and exploits with the Helen that is the All-Knowing Zeus? We all know it to be true, but BY ALL THE GODS, my eyes don't need that kind of treatment.

High King Fabian.

PS. Yes. Yes I am. CURSE THOSE BLOOD-TRAITOR PREWETTS! UP OEPIDUS REX!
Edited by Ayu, Jul 15 2009, 11:59 PM.
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
Threatening us, yes, that's a point in his favour. But he could at least use a good threat!

I think you just provided my nightmare material for the next ten years, Newt-boy. Thanks a lot.

~ Even-Higher King Gideon

PS - You realise this means I have to steal everything vaguely Muggle-related you own, right?

PPS - I agree. Let's stop using the Book of the Fates as a bulletin board. Potter, you got a diary we can snoop in instead? =)
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
My life is but to serve.

-Great God Fabian.

PS. Do it and you die, you arsehole. I'll lock you in the Owlery with mice hanging off you, and watch you through the window as you're ripped to pieces by hungry owls.

PPS. Dear Atropos. By the time this diary is returned to you, we'll have three weeks Transfig. homework done in advance, so you can't possibly be mad at us, can you, dearest McG? You know we are your willing slaves. Especially Gideon. And Potter. Potter is your most willing slave.
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