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my, how sexy!; indeed!
Topic Started: Jul 15 2009, 05:59 PM (999 Views)
Elle
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Sirius Black is my favrite student ever. He is sexy, handsom, witty, charming, smart, beautiful, inteligent, and magnifisent in every other way.

I have so very many dreams of him scandoulously clad in nothing but a robe in my room at nite-

BLACK!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CORRUPT MY JOURNAL?!! SEVEN WEEKS DETENTION!!!!

And has anyone ever told you that you can't spell worth a damn? Merlin, it's like a pre-schooler wrote that!
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Sirius B, Barty C Jr., Cuthbert B, Poppy P, Alphard B, Bellatrix B, Minerva MG
Minnie, if you didn't want Marauder paws in your pads, you've got to stop leaving it out in the open. I mean, I only had to break three wards to get into your office, your desk, and that hidden part of your drawer. Talk about a piece of cake!

~SB, who CAN TOO spell
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
Pads, you're disturbing. More disturbing than words can describe.

Minnie, before you give me detention as well, I think you should know, firstly, that I had nothing to do with the first stealing of this journal, secondly, that Pads is right about its easy-access status, thirdly, that I'm only writing this because Sirius has disturbed me beyond words, and fourthly, that you are the wonderfulest, awesomest, brilliantest, greatest, coolest, gorgeousest teacher in the whole of Hogwarts and I am a great Transfig student purely because of your care and guidance.

~ JP (did I mention we love you, Minnie?)
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Have I mentioned to you both that you make me sick? As in vomit, whenever you speak usually. Must you be so childish, immature, and rude? This is a person's PRIVATE JOURNAL. I take confidence in what I write here! I thought, after all of the compliments you give me, that you would at least have the decency to leave this one thing of mine alone. Clearly, I was wrong.

And I did too hide it well. Whoever the hell is teaching you these breaking-and-entering spells will be immensly punished once I find them.

I now must consider the posibility of hiding my journal on my person at all times, however the thought of you two trying to steal it from me THEN terrifies me.
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Sirius B, Barty C Jr., Cuthbert B, Poppy P, Alphard B, Bellatrix B, Minerva MG
To be fair, Minnie, I didn't do it the first time. Honestly. You know how you know I didn't do it?

A) It's spelled wrong. Psh, I can too spell! I'm an aristocrat, for Pete's sake. My dear old mum'd have my hide if I wrote like that.
B) I would have totally made it write a lesbian cat story with you and Mrs. Norris. Because Filch would just die.
C) I wouldn't be so stupid as to make it blatantly obvious that I did it. I just couldn't resist responding.

So, never fear, Mins. We Marauders shall find out who's trying to frame me and hang him from his ankles from the Astronomy Tower. Then you'll know who tampered with your private journal.

By the way, why don't you write juicy bits down? Or your adventures as a cat? Or how to become an animagus? ((That bit is so heavily scribbled out that it is completely illegible))

Right. I'll stop graffiting your private thoughts. You'll never see another word from me, never fear! No more proof that I can get into your stuff!

SB
Edited by Spider, Jul 15 2009, 08:27 PM.
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Jormandugr
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
What he said.

We don't take lightly to people taking the Marauders' names in vain. Personally, I suspect Slytherins of this abomination. If whoever wrote that first part is still reading, by the way, Pads is 100% serious about hanging you upside-down from the Astronomy Tower. I can tell by the way he looks about to snap his quill. Steer clear of the diary!

Minnie, if you really don't want us reading this, can I suggest you put either a) hexes or b) marks on it? At least then you'll be able to tell if we have been snooping. Or anyone. Say, the original forger. (I am definitely not trying to sabotage Paddy here. Definitely)

And, as for who taught us the spells, I'll tell you for nothing; it's a combination of Madam Pince (yes, we are aware of the existence of the library and the books therein), the teachers, and my dad. Who rocks. You wouldn't give a poor, innocent old man detention, would you, Minnie? Say it ain't so!

JP, over and out.
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
[In different handwriting, under James' and Sirius' comments]

And we thought it was a Delphi it'd take you little kiddies at least another year to work out the way into Atropos' desk! You're surprisingly close to being Chirons, you know that?

Congratulations! You've managed to shock the Prewett Bros.

~ Gid

PS - If you need a hand finding the perpetrator of this misdeed, rest assured that, for once, it wasn't us. Unless Fab's got something he's not telling me...
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
Is there anything I don't tell you, Gid, my darling beloved wonderful brother? (Clue. The answer starts with N and ends with OPE). I think far from these small little Nemeans being our Chirons, we must be theirs and pomegranate them to true Argonauts and Phaetons.

-The Fabulous Fab
Edited by Ayu, Jul 15 2009, 09:50 PM.
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Jormandugr
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James P, Regulus B, Glen S, Narcissa B, Gideon P, Albus D, Cygnus B
No Penelope?

I did say close to being Chirons, Argo. But given how these Marauder fellows can odysseus and pan already, I think this cinches the deal. Potter and Black are our Phaetons, nay, our allies, and we should clothos them carefully.

And, Atropos? We mean no harm by interrupting your journal. As Cassandras go, you're pretty Chiron, and surpassed only by the All-Knowing Zeus.

~ Gideon the Victorious

PS - Fab thinks you're a Helen.
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Peter Pettigrew, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alice Lewis, Fabian Prewett, Camille Jacq, Andromeda Tonks
Phaetons they are, until we cross the Styx at the end of this year. Clothos and Chiron them we shall, until they are worthy. You perseus us, Potter, Black? Not you, Atropos.

-Mr Fab the Amazing

PS. LIES! DISGUSTING ATROCIOUS LIES! (Gid's totally Eros for you, McG)
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