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Carriage of Doom; Snape waits to meet Lily.
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"Oh, Merlin, no!" Lily gasped, clutching her face in horror. "A world without pumpkins! But...but...No! What would excessively overweight people dress up as for Halloween? What would we carve into Jack-O-Lanterns? What image would we use to mass produce strange tasting sugar blogs! And think of the pies, Sev. Think of the pie."
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Severus thought of the pie, specificly of pumpkin pie shared with Lily and definately not at his house. He actually grinned. "We'd have to use squash instead," he told her, "or beans. Imagine bean-pie. Bean juice. Bean."
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"And I thought I was bringing up depressing things," Lily quipped, actually imagining bean pie. "Surely it is our duty as well-educated witches and wizards to protect the pumpkins from this pumpkinocalypse. What will future generations do? My children will not be forced to live a pumpkin-less life."
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"Great. Now I'm going to have to pay attention in herbology," Severus quipped, even though he already paid attention (how else was he supposed to learn about the plants that went into his potion-making?). "You've forced my hand, Lils. I'll have to keep a greenhouse just for you, filled completely with pumpkins. Your personal, private stockpile against the end of pumpkin-kind."
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"Oh, Sev, you are my hero." She sighed dramatically.
"Every year, the biggest and most orange pumpkin shall be named after you. Sevkin Snumpkin."
She paused.
"See, I tried to combine your name with pumpkin, but it didn't really work. Apologies."
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The look on Snape's face was priceless. Those names... they were just... He shook his head. "Never, ever repeat those names," he said solemnly. "Especially not where someone else might hear them."

Seriously. Sevkin Snumpkin!? Ok, so Sevkin wasn't all that bad... but Snumpkin?
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"My most sincere apologies, Snumpkin," she said, laughing.
She immediately put up her hands.
"Just kidding! I'm done, I promise. Trust me, I'm just as embarrassed having uttered those words as you are having heard them. If you like, you can combine my name with a vegetable as a twisted form of sadistic revenge."
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"But what sort of vegetable would do you justice?" Severus wondered aloud, eyes narrowing a bit as he scrutinised Lily as if looking for a clue in the colour of her hair and the freckles on her nose. Not a carrot, that was way to obvious...
"Lilato," he said finally. "Lilato Tovans."
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"Tomato!" Lily exclaimed, gleefully. "Commendable choice. And now I fear we must put to rest our own vegetable names. But perhaps our esteemed peers should not be spared such a fate?"

"Cornes Cotter. A highly annoying and overrated vegetable."
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Corn, very appropriate. "Sirio Blotato," Severus suggested, purely because the word 'Blotato' was just too fun to say... and saying it made him picture Sirius as being bloated and dirty, like apotato.
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