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Topic Started: Jun 26 2009, 02:58 AM (63 Views)
The Seed
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Greetings.

Long have I awaited this junction in space and time.
It is I, the one known only as, "the seed."

Perhaps you have heard of me.
Don't think I haven't noticed you all /staring at me in Delkfutt's tower, not that you can help
but feast upon my magnificent opulence.

Indeed, I am a golden boon adrift in an ever-expanding ocean of perpetual, cosmic emptiness.
I started playing FFXI before it began, and reached Lv. 75 on Dark Knight before any of you
could run your grubby fingers all over your pathetic gaming system-pads.

I have mated with every Mithra on every server there ever was three times;
and every Manthra twice. It is of no issue to me, as my sole purpose is to spread my illustrious seed
to every corner of this snow-globed plain of false illusion.

I defeated the player characters Blueknight, Turdfurguson, Bootyhunter and Lordthomas in four seperate fan-fiction contests.
Each of my stories involved myself, the respective contestant, and sodomy beyond the wildest constraints of a carnival clown's blackest nightmare.

So, why.. Why won't you let me into your parties, bro?
I see all of you on all the time, yet.. you never invite me, any of you!

I have everything. I can drastically increase your Exp. per hour, bros.
Consider it, at least. I really want in. I'd be doing you all favor, here.
Maybe we can party in Yhoator Jungle? I have a map.




















Edited by The Seed, Jun 26 2009, 03:00 AM.
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Fauna
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Dear "The Seed",

I regret to inform you that you will never be invited into our party, ever, for the following reasons:

Reason One: You are far too pretty and you would make the Mithra jealous.

Reason Two: If you are anything like a Light Element (or a model), you're nice to look at, but pretty much good for nothing.

Reason Three: You claim to have slept with Mia, Ista, and myself- which is a lie. We hate liars.

Reason Four: You waste your time writing fan-fiction where you sodomize LordThomas The Spanker of Asses. Disgusting. How do you sleep at night?!

In conclusion, thank you for your party application, alas we are at full capacity. Always. No matter what. Even if we are not all online at the same time, there will never be room for you.

However, should you decide that you'd let me eat you so that I may fart pretty sparklies and cry rainbow crystals, we can discuss this at a later date. ;)

Try Valkurm Dunes, bro. They're always looking for Goblin Fodder.
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