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| Istalindir | Jun 25 2009, 02:14 AM Post #1 |
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This is a confession to the board at large. I can't keep these things bottled up anymore! I hope that some of you find it in your hearts to forgive me and others get what they justly deserve. First thing first, I've found out I have cancer, and that I"m going to go blind soon, and my dog got run over. Thank you for listening, I feel much lighter now that everyone knows but that's not the main reason for this post. The true reason is directed at both Mia and Fauna. Forgive me, you two... I've known for a while but I didn't know how to tell you! They threatened me into silence. However, now that my life is ending I can come clean. Corus and Isix are cheating on you both with each other. Being the low down cheating scum that they are, they will doubtless try to lie their way out of this. Don't listen to them! I heard them confessing their love and make plans to elope. But that isn't all..! To be continued... in episode 2 of 'Life in Windurst.' |
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| Miathyi | Jun 25 2009, 08:17 AM Post #2 |
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I'm not terribly worried about it because, thankfully, Isix couldn't Escape his way out of a paper-bag. But that's alright. I've been cheating on Isix with Fauna longer! Pyo-ho-ho! Oh, and that's a spot of bad luck about your dog getting run over. The blindness and cancer I saw coming, though. About three years ago. From your doctor. He's so Mithra. Edited by Miathyi, Jun 25 2009, 11:25 AM.
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| Fauna | Jun 25 2009, 12:51 PM Post #3 |
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Cat Burglar Groupie
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I've known Corus was a boy-lover before I even knew him. He also looks smashing in a dress.. like a pretty pretty lumberjack princess. <Vomit> Isix, really, by all means love yourself some boy meat, but choosing Corus over Mia?! Someone has been bomb tossed one too many tmes.. Choosing Mia over Corus was just the logical thing to do, and we've been making plans to ask the only Manthra in Vana'diel to artificially inseminate one of us so we can start a family!!! Just one more way that we're better at having secret love affairs than you two. I'm sorry to hear about your dog, Ista.. But if you go blind you won't have to see Corus and Isix make out anymore!! You'll hear the sloppy tongue-kiss noises though... God, I'm so sorry. |
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| Fauna | Jun 25 2009, 01:08 PM Post #4 |
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Cat Burglar Groupie
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Isix is your birthday seriously March 21st?!?!?! WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!!! Well, you're a year older, but HEY! BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!!
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| Isix | Jun 28 2009, 08:53 AM Post #5 |
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First off....What has been read can never be unread, and this phrase shall remain regrettably scorched into my mind until the end of all time. And on the subject of birthdays....Wait, really?! That's awesome! And Corus' is within mere days of both Ista's aaand Mia's. We really need to learn to space our lives out more appropriately. /tsk |
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| Fauna | Jun 28 2009, 03:56 PM Post #6 |
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Oh, Isix, don't ride the bologna pony if you can't stand hearing about it. It's pretty freaky about everyone having close-knit birthdays.. I maintain that I was supposed to be born on the 18th, but my foot was stuck under my mom's ribcage so it took three days for her to deliver me. Poor woman.. Are you a big fan of astrology? |
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| Isix | Jul 5 2009, 10:35 AM Post #7 |
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Weehw, delayed reply is delayed. I can't say that I'm a big fan or anything like one, but it is interesting to look into every once in a blue moon. |
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