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| Mason | Oct 9 2012, 02:29 PM Post #1 |
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. Which direction does Joe Biden go in the (ABC) Debate. Please make your predictions. 1) Biden says he invented Big Bird. 2) His Father told him a story when he was little, Joey, Never let the Debt stop you from Spending Money. 3) Biden will Claim Obama was born overseas in a manger, but by a little known Divinity clause in the Constitution is eligible to be President. 4) He will claim Romney's real plans are on a super race of kids that are polite and ride bikes. 5) He will claim he's never met a man like Barack Obama - a man able to eat such rich foods night after night. 6) Who will Biden include in a heart-felt, made-up personal A Fireman, A single Mother, A teacher, A factory Worker, or John Edwards? 7) How long until Biden intros or interjects Gov't Freebies as a Moral issue? How many times does he say School Lunches or School Meals 8) He will claim Barack and Michelle don't want to be King and Queen, I mean, Prez and co-Prez, but are only doing it out of the goodness of their hearts. They are doing it for the (little) people. 9) How does he say he's just a regular Joe (living in a Mansion) - does he mention the car he drove, his first job, or how much his first paycheck was? 10) I think he mentions a Dream of his (a sleep dream). . Please add yours. |
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| cks | Oct 9 2012, 02:33 PM Post #2 |
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One thing for certain - he will, in his best Shirley McClain style, channel both his father and his mother! |
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| kbp | Oct 9 2012, 03:25 PM Post #3 |
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How many directions he goes depends on how many topics he must avoid, which will be any & all presented. |
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| Concerned | Oct 9 2012, 04:31 PM Post #4 |
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He will tout his work on the Violence Against Women Act and claim that Romney will cut funding putting women out on the streets bruised, battered and pregnant. |
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| Baldo | Oct 9 2012, 04:35 PM Post #5 |
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I hope he comes out three sheets to the wind, drunk, looped. Then he proceeds to tell everyone off. Starts talking about Old Teddy and says Obama never listens to him and cheats at golf. |
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| kbp | Oct 9 2012, 04:44 PM Post #6 |
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Bite It on foriegn trade: 'Let me tell you about a warm hearted young lady I met. She had this pre-existing condition that was holding her back from coverage. Since Barry passed his healthcare act, now she can get the treatments needed. Without Obamacare, she would probably starve to death, she's had a terrible time consuming food ...and just as an added benefit, the process will complete her smile. Barry gives usall such happiness! |
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| MikeZPU | Oct 9 2012, 04:52 PM Post #7 |
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The problem with Biden is that he has no clue how whacked out he is. He'll make fallacious statements with great certainty and strong conviction, and with the air of an elder statesman. Ryan will have to learn how to handle that diplomatically, maybe with some respectful humor. In some diplomatic way, Ryan should point out that Biden drinks his own koolaid, which the media drinks as well. Particularly, the "Ryan is a liar" koolaid. Ryan should be ready to rattle off lies that the Obama administration has perpetrated, but not get caught in a tit for tat with Biden. He should look vice-presidential at all times. |
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| chatham | Oct 9 2012, 04:52 PM Post #8 |
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He will call Paul Ryan Governor Palin 4 times |
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| Mason | Oct 9 2012, 05:18 PM Post #9 |
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. I absolutely believe Ryan should open the Debate with that line. And use the - I'm telling you we have to keep spending to keep from going Bankrupt line by the Play Sheriff. Notice how everyone in unison has stopped using the 'Heart beat away" terminology? Suddenly, the VP position is a good place to park a silly storyteller. . |
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| MikeZPU | Oct 9 2012, 07:17 PM Post #10 |
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Keep in mind that "Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party" ![]() That was a great line by Clint! |
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