| "Jail House Rock"; ...sing along with Crystal and the Gang | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 3 2011, 12:46 PM (296 Views) | |
| Joan Foster | Apr 3 2011, 12:46 PM Post #1 |
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The warden threw a party in the county jail The prison band was there and they began to wail Crystal is a-coming...watch her grind and sing: “Promised everybody I’d be back by Spring...” Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Nifong came over with his old guitar He knew Miss Crystal would take him far. If secrets are told on the Depo stand He might get to join this Jailhouse Band...! Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Dr Meehan said to Levicy "You're the cutest defendant I ever did see May as well enjoy each others company The medical field is done with you and me! Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Wilson was sittin' on a block of stone Way over in the corner weepin' all alone Gottlieb said, "Forget your stupid wife... We can find some fry cook to beat tonight! Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Tricky Dickie said to Chairman Steel... “Will ...our lives be sorted out..”on appeal?" Chairman Steel shuddered, “ Money’s our salvation” Then Crystal yelled out “Performance Obligation! Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Edited by Joan Foster, Apr 3 2011, 12:49 PM.
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| Kerri P. | Apr 3 2011, 12:49 PM Post #2 |
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| Mason | Apr 3 2011, 12:50 PM Post #3 |
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. Crystal is schoolin' the youngin's back at the Durham County Lock-up again. I think she likes it there, myself. How 'bout the Fools that ponied up money to bail her out, dress her, get her hairdoos, and provide her a drug-fund? I think your excellent poem may have some over the porcelain. Great Joan! |
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| cks | Apr 3 2011, 12:53 PM Post #4 |
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Great poem, Joan! |
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| kbp | Apr 3 2011, 12:57 PM Post #5 |
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| ~J~ is in Wonderland | Apr 3 2011, 01:15 PM Post #6 |
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~J~ is in Wonderland
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Joan....YOU ARE THE BEST!! The framers are not having a good weekend. |
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| genny6348 | Apr 3 2011, 01:34 PM Post #7 |
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Genny6348
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Can't stop laughing!!
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| Walt-in-Durham | Apr 3 2011, 01:41 PM Post #8 |
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Another awesome poem Joan! Loved your question if discovery would start before Crystal got arrested again. Another classic. Walt-in-Durham |
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| Deleted User | Apr 3 2011, 02:32 PM Post #9 |
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I second that! |
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