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"Jail House Rock"; ...sing along with Crystal and the Gang
Topic Started: Apr 3 2011, 12:46 PM (296 Views)
Joan Foster

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
Crystal is a-coming...watch her grind and sing:
“Promised everybody I’d be back by Spring...”

:hd:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Nifong came over with his old guitar
He knew Miss Crystal would take him far.
If secrets are told on the Depo stand
He might get to join this Jailhouse Band...!

:Guitar:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Dr Meehan said to Levicy
"You're the cutest defendant I ever did see
May as well enjoy each others company
The medical field is done with you and me!

:toast:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Wilson was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
Gottlieb said, "Forget your stupid wife...
We can find some fry cook to beat tonight!

:beatin:


Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Tricky Dickie said to Chairman Steel...
“Will ...our lives be sorted out..”on appeal?"
Chairman Steel shuddered, “ Money’s our salvation”
Then Crystal yelled out “Performance Obligation!

:party:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock


Edited by Joan Foster, Apr 3 2011, 12:49 PM.
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Crystal is schoolin' the youngin's back at the Durham County Lock-up again. I think she likes it there, myself.

How 'bout the Fools that ponied up money to bail her out, dress her, get her hairdoos, and provide her a drug-fund?

I think your excellent poem may have some over the porcelain.

Great Joan!

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Great poem, Joan!
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Joan Foster
Apr 3 2011, 12:46 PM
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
Crystal is a-coming...watch her grind and sing:
“Promised everybody I’d be back by Spring...”

:hd:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Nifong came over with his old guitar
He knew Miss Crystal would take him far.
If secrets are told on the Depo stand
He might get to join this Jailhouse Band...!

:Guitar:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Dr Meehan said to Levicy
"You're the cutest defendant I ever did see
May as well enjoy each others company
The medical field is done with you and me!

:toast:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Wilson was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
Gottlieb said, "Forget your stupid wife...
We can find some fry cook to beat tonight!

:beatin:


Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Tricky Dickie said to Chairman Steel...
“Will ...our lives be sorted out..”on appeal?"
Chairman Steel shuddered, “ Money’s our salvation”
Then Crystal yelled out “Performance Obligation!

:party:

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock


Joan....YOU ARE THE BEST!!


:Guitar:

The framers are not having a good weekend.
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Can't stop laughing!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Walt-in-Durham

Another awesome poem Joan! :rose:

Loved your question if discovery would start before Crystal got arrested again. Another classic.

Walt-in-Durham
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Walt-in-Durham
Apr 3 2011, 01:41 PM
Another awesome poem Joan! :rose:

Loved your question if discovery would start before Crystal got arrested again. Another classic.

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I second that!
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