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April Fool's Day Ode; in celebration
Topic Started: Apr 1 2011, 06:26 AM (466 Views)
Joan Foster

Happy April’s Fools Day to the biggest Fools we know.
Who hitched their wagons to a Frame...and recklessly yelled “GO!”

For all his revered credentials, big-time job and Ivy glow...
Fool One...is Richard Brodhead...the biggest Craven one could know.
Like some comic Fool , ridiculous, hiding behind his desk
Only Shakespeare might do justice to such a FAILURE of his “test”...
A comic figure popping up at podiums, foresooth...
Giving Faux Apologies while he refused to read the Truth.
A pompous little weasel who feared only FOR HIMSELF
And decided... best for HIM and Duke... to put these kids through HELL.

How fitting that this ruling should come right before the day
When Fools are celebrated...Brodhead...it’s YOUR day!

Happy April Fools Day, Nurse Levicy ...our worthy Number Two.
All those earned certificates” gonna be no use to you.
So besotted with your power and your Womyn studies faith
You became the kind of zealot, with a mission just to hate.
A disgrace to your profession, here’s a fact you can’t escape
Now we know that NURSES, and WOMEN...certainly will... “lie about a rape.”

How fitting that this ruling should come right before the day
When Fools are celebrated...Nurse Tara...it’s YOUR day!


Happy April Fool’s Day, Mikey Nifong..it’s your day.
Qualifying as ex-human...not just as ex-D.A.
Of all the Fools who fueled the Frame, one thing we know is true.
No one seemed to enjoy the suffering...half as much as you.
How you strutted, and you snorted, and proclaimed yourself, so smart.
When all the time, you knew your file was as empty as your heart.
Remember your performance...the theatrical faux “choke?”
Well, feel free again to choke yourself...when YOU go under oath.


How fitting that this ruling should come right before the day
When Fools are celebrated...Nifong..the Patron Saint!!

Happy April Fools Day..to all who made it plain
That they would rush to judgement, condemn and sign their name...
And without evidence or hesitance...but based just on racial lines
That they were just as BIASED as those red neck sheriffs back in time.

Happy April Fools Day..to all the 88 Buffoons
Off the ivy Reservation...Bias is ugly in ALL hues.

Happy April Fools Day, Hoaxers, and many more to come.
Some of you were too ambitious, some of you, just dumb.
Some of you were racist, we need no law to know your skew
Some of you just followed orders...like good Nazis always do.

How fitting that this ruling should come right before the day
When Fools are celebrated...Hoax Defendants...it’s your DAY!!!!

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sceptical

Bravo!
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Mason
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Nifong, the Patron-Saint of April Fools Day!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :thud: :thud: :thud:

I think it will be a long time before I forget that one!


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cks
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Joan - one of your best!
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Baldo
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"Justice is sweet and musical; but injustice is harsh and discordant." Henry David Thoreau

That poem is indeed sweet!

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sdsgo

Thanks, Joan

What a wonderful day to celebrate.

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Walt-in-Durham

Bravissimo! :bd:
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THANKS Joan, that was great!! :toast: :bd:
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LaDukie

Great Joan!!!
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kbp

I have to wonder if Mikey has yet to except responsibility in his own mind.
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Thanks Joan! You remain a major heroine of the Hoax!

It's great to bask in the warmth of this Spring thaw from the glacial legal maneuvering.
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