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BAN DIHYDROXYMONOXIDE NOW!
Topic Started: Mar 9 2010, 05:59 PM (3,436 Views)
Quasimodo

The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted
thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental
inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.
Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and
possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,
lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global,
and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has
caused millions of dollars of property damage in the US.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains
contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done
to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is
extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution,
or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic
health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military
organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing
multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations.
Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a
highly sophisticated underground distribution network.
Many store large quantities for later use.

READ THE FACTS ABOUT DIHYDROXYMONOXIDE:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
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Quasimodo

http://www.creators.com/print/opinion/thomas-sowell/artificial-stupidity.html

by Thomas Sowell

A woman with a petition went among the crowds attending a state fair, asking people to sign her petition demanding the banning of dihydroxymonoxide. She said it was in our lakes and streams, and now it was in our sweat and urine and tears.

She collected hundreds of signatures to ban dihydroxymonoxide — a fancy chemical name for water. A couple of comedians were behind this ploy. But there is nothing funny about its implications. It is one of the grim and dangerous signs of our times.

This little episode revealed how conditioned we have become, responding like Pavlov's dog when we hear a certain sound— in this case, the sound of some politically correct crusade.

People are all born ignorant but they are not born stupid. Much of the stupidity we see today is induced by our educational system, from the elementary schools to the universities. In a high-tech age that has seen the creation of artificial intelligence by computers, we are also seeing the creation of artificial stupidity by people who call themselves educators.

Educational institutions created to pass on to the next generation the knowledge, experience and culture of the generations that went before them have instead been turned into indoctrination centers to promote whatever notions, fashions or ideologies happen to be in vogue among today's intelligentsia.
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DukieInKansas

Please do not ban my water. I really like it as it satisfies many of my needs.


Of course, you ruined the fun by posting the truth too soon. Give something a multi-syllabic name and people think it's dangerous.
Edited by DukieInKansas, Mar 9 2010, 06:15 PM.
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Greg

Quasimodo
Mar 9 2010, 05:59 PM
The Invisible Killer

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains
contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
And don't forget, it's been employed in a form of torture against many members of the religion of peace (ROP). Just terrible. Can't ban it soon enough. Darn that dihydroxymawatchacallit.
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Baldo
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"Water" has caused many deaths. It is a good parody because it shows how a lack of understanding can caused paranoia.

We are becoming stupid.
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Mason
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Baldo
Mar 9 2010, 07:35 PM
"Water" has caused many deaths. It is a good parody because it shows how a lack of understanding can caused paranoia.

We are becoming stupid.
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And I got a headstart of most of ya!

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Tom E

I had to spend all last Saturday fighting with that terrible compound, so it wouldn't destroy my property. Then when I got home think my wife wanted to kill me she wanted me to drink glasses :popc: of that horrible chemical.

Tom E.


Baldo and his dangerous H20 Gun :laser:

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