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| Mason | Mar 6 2010, 02:38 PM Post #1 |
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. I was doing some reading on the National Parks and I saw this. Who do you think came to mind? Lesbian National Parks And Services Field Guide To North America: Flora, Fauna And Survival Skills Lesbian Rangers Cover Author: Ranger Shawna Dempsey and Ranger Lorri Millan Publisher: Pedlar Press Review by: Joy Parks Do you believe that heterosexuality defies the laws of nature? Agree that the fragile lesbian ecosystem demands protection and stewardship? Want to achieve a fuller, more rewarding experience in the lesbian wilds? If you've answered "yes " to these three simple questions, then you're likely a candidate for membership in the Lesbian National Parks and Services. Which means you could soon be enjoying a fun-filled future of education, research and recruitment as a Lesbian Ranger. So how do you get started? How do you learn to identify, observe and protect all Sapphic life forms in their natural environment? How do you develop the skills you need to probe the ins and outs of lesbian wildlife? Or gain the confidence to recruit new members and share with them the pleasures of taking to the bush with gay abandon? Start with the Lesbian National Parks and Services Field Guide to North America. You'll discover the necessity of this essential service dedicated to protecting, sustaining and increasing lesbian wildlife. Be advised, this group gives more than simple lip service to lesbian ecology concerns. You'll be inspired by the helpful information (i.e., never carry excessive baggage) and by the group's dedication to ensuring that all lesbians have the survival skills they need to live with a spirit of gaiety, in what the LNPS calls the "lesbian-eat-lesbian" world. Rangers Dempsey and Millan also offer up their own considerable hands-on experience, exploring the mating rituals and social habits of an abundance of female creatures. And you'll learn the role you can play as a full-time Lesbian Ranger or a member of the reserve, the manual skills, lifelong training and discipline this vocation demands, plus the pleasures of a wrinkle-free poly-cotton uniform and fulfilling one's duty to lesbian wildlife and the sisterhood of the force. If you feel the call of the lesbian wild, perhaps it's time you took your natural desires seriously and considered becoming a lesbian ranger. If so, this is the book on lesbiancraft you need to approach life in the bush with confidence. Article By * Joy Parks http://www.herizons.ca/node/161 Edited by Mason, Mar 6 2010, 02:38 PM.
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| Mason | Mar 7 2010, 03:14 PM Post #2 |
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To be clear, this is a review of a published book. . |
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