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| Christopher Lehn | Mar 17 2009, 05:13 PM Post #1 |
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Episode 1: Twin Twins Starring: Jack O' Lantern Jill O' Lantern Boy Civilian Girl Civilian (The camera shows a school bus travelling down a Central City highway towards Denburg Elementary School. Aboard the bus are Jack and Jill O' Lantern. Jill is playing a recorder in such a way as to emit an amazing song, and the other students are gathered around watching. She finishes playing and takes out her backpack to put it away...) Other Students: Aw, man... *slink back into seats* Jill: So what's this new school we're headed to called? Jack: I have no idea. (In the seat in front of them, a brother and sister sit up and turn around to face the O' Lantern twins...) Boy: It's called David Jacobs Elementary... Girl: A school near Denburg Heights. Jill: Oh, okay. Thanks. Baxter: *in seat behind them* You do know who those two are, right? Jack: Nope. Baxter: They're the Civilian twins, and really creepy... Those two even finish each other's sentences! Jack: Oh, believe me, nothing is creepier than the district of Uncanny Valley. Ever see an acid spider? (Suddenly, a metallic thump is heard on the roof of the bus, and some metal footsteps clank to the front. Suddenly, a robotic arm smashes through the roof, grabs the driver and throws him onto the street. The arm then attaches to the center of the steering wheel, and another robotic appendage smashes through the roof, forming a holographic screen...) C-10: Alright, listen up! This bus is officially taken hostage. You try and get off or resist me, I kill the person who did! This bus WILL drive off the end of the highway at the construction zone if the mayor fails to give my leader a billion dollars in time. Got it? Good. Jack: Oh, that is it! Using kids for profit? You're going down, jerk! (Jack wields his claws and jumps upward, slashing through the roof. He lands on the metal platform and sees an android of some sort, armed to the teeth with lasers and other energy weapons.) Feral Jack: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, SCRAP PILE?! C-10: Oh, for the love of- Alright then. I can deal with a hero... (Jill climbs onto the roof. C-10 shoots her, but she protects herself with a magic shield.) C-10: ...or two. Bring it, 'natches! (Jack charges forward, slicing deep into C-10's mechanical torso. However, the claws did minimal damage, and suddenly got stuck...) Feral Jack: *tries to pull out claws* GRAAAAAAH! Jill: Jack! C-10: Looks like this is your stop! (C-10 grabs Jack with a robotic arm, and was about to toss Jack off the bus when a spray of bullets hit him in the back...) Girl: *reloads machine gun* Hey you! Boy: Leave them alone! *cocks pistol* C-10: Four of you?! Time to turn things up a notch! (C-10 swiped outward in a whipping motion with one of his arms, shooting energy blasts from the end of it. However, the Civilian twins dodge it at super speed...) C-10: What? Who are these two?! Okay, that's it... (The bus speeds up, swerving in and out of traffic. Then, up ahead are two tractor-trailer units side by side, with a gasoline tanker on the left. The bus starts heading toward the tanker at high speed...) C-10: Stop NOW, or everyone here dies! Boy: No. *speaks in strange voice* Fuel_Level=0 Apply_Brakes=100 *normal voice* You stop. (Suddenly, the bus skids to a halt and the engine sputters and shuts down. C-10 tries to turn it on, but the engine stalls from an empty gas tank...) C-10: *scan laser* A quantum cheat code? Hah! The joke's on you, because those don't work on anything that can observe the universe! Girl: *strange voice* Summon_Weapon=XL7RocketLauncher *normal voice* Say cheese. (Girl fires the rocket, which C-10 grabs with a robotic limb and aims at the fuel tanker down the road. It is set loose, and heads straight for the explosive shipment...) Boy: *strange voice* Time_Flow=0.15 Teleport_Object=XL7Rocket&Altitude=+2000Miles *normal voice* (Time slows slows down as the rocket is a dozen feet. However, nothing happens to the rocket as it slowly edges toward the tanker a few feet more from the bus...) Girl: It's out of range... Jill: Can you teleport me to the tanker? Girl: Unfortunately no. Quantum cheats don't work on things that can observe the universe, such as living things, artificial intelligence and magical beings. Jill: Can you tell me how to do it then? Boy: It's not easy, but maybe.... Girl: Face towards the bus and try to copy exactly what I say except the phrase “Cheat=Null”. *strange voice* Cheat=Null Teleport_Self=Forward500Feet Time_Flow=1 *normal voice* Go. Jill: *strange voice* Teleport_Self=Forward500Feet Time_Flow=1 *teleport* (Jill appears in the rocket's path, turns on her shield, and lets the missile blow itself to pieces. Jack takes the rocket launcher from Girl) C-10: Okay, that does it. Behold the power of the orbital death ray, made by the- Jack: Oh, shut up. *fires rocket launcher at C-10* (The rocket blows C-10 right off the bus and over the edge of the highway bridge, where he is seen obliterated by the explosion...) Jack: And stay gone! Boy: Idiot! He was about to... Girl: Tell us who he was working for! (Police cars, a fire truck and two ambulances reach the scene of the incident. Watching the whole fight is a security camera...) Camera: *robovision* <Remote override. Streaming video to SC2...> Edited by Christopher Lehn, Mar 17 2009, 05:16 PM.
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