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| Christopher Lehn | Mar 17 2009, 05:11 PM Post #1 |
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Prologue: First Impressions Starring: Artie Leonardo Beverley Hill Wednesday Mars Johnny Begoode Stardust O. Celestial L.I.N.D.A. (The camera shows a bell ringing, then cuts to the Round Table Gang sitting around a bunch of lockers.) Beverley: This is, like, so dumb. Why'd the mayor have to make us go to this school, anyway? Artie: I don't like it either, guys, but we have to deal with it. Johnny: I'm starting to wish these Objects could help us out this time... Wednesday: Think about it. How could bringing drawings to life, time-transcending phone calls, moving through walls or talking to animals help us right now? Besides, it's just a new school. It can't possibly be that bad, right? (The bell rings again and sweat drops appear over their heads. Also, a cold gust of wind blows by, evident by a lone leaf, to accentuate the awkward moment.) Artie: Please tell me that wasn't the second bell... Johnny: That was the second bell. Artie: I told you not to tell me! (Later, they're sitting in class, when the door opens. The Round Table Gang all gasp in horror as a man with frizzy white hair and an argyle sweater walks in...) Artie: Ack! How did he get here?! (Yes, that's right. It's their old teacher, Mr. Merlian.) Mr. Merlian: Hello, everyone. (He adjusts his rectangular glasses.) Mr. Merlian: Some of you... (He gives a death glare at the Round Table Gang, who all shudder in unison.) Mr. Merlian: ...may know me. My name is Mr. Merlian, and there will be NO fooling around in this classroom, understood? Everyone: *nods* (Everyone except one student... An anthropomorphic rabbit with floating ears and green fur, who has turned his head to alter some things in a robot of some sort.) Mr. Merlian: You! Stop playing with that overgrown toy! Stardust: Huh? *takes off earmuffs* Sorry, did you say something? (Mr. Merlian snatches the earmuffs from Stardust and chucks them into a drawer in the teacher's desk.) Mr. Merlian: And don't even think about listening to MP3s. I will know. Stardust: MP3s? Those are earmuffs. I had to borrow them from my mom's shop to protect my ears. Mr. Merlian: What? Why would you need to- Linda: *VERY LOUD computer startup noise* Ow! Stardust, you reset the volume again, didn't you? Stardust: It's not my fault that you keep getting viruses from torrent downloads! Mr. Merlian: Is... is that- Linda: A robot? Yes. Hello! Mr. Merlian: *thinking* My god! All these years I've been trying to expose those four kids with the super-charged objects... and I never succeeded. But that was because nobody believed me, and yet here is a robot years ahead of its time and EVERYONE in the class saw it! If I let the world know of this, I could win a Nobel prize! *grinning* Jackie: Uh, Mr. Merlian? Are you okay? Mr. Merlian: *ahem* I'll... be right back. (He walks out the door and closes it, then...) Mr. Merlian: *scurries down hall while talking in high-pitched voice* Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! (Back in the classroom...) Beverley: Wow! Like, a real robot! Stardust: You've never seen one of these before? Linda: Uh, Stardust? That girl is emitting a weird frequency... Stardust: Don't you have to be looking for something for your Everything Sensor™ to go off? Linda: For your information, I was. I thought I saw something outside... But that's not the point. The frequency is trans-temporal! Stardust: What? *looks at Beverley* Nah, she's too ditzy to be a time traveler. Linda: Not that particular kind of frequency. This trans-temporal frequency is kind of unique. It's exactly the same as a cellular phone! Stardust: That is weird... Beverley: Like, what are you talking about? Stardust: Linda, scan if you please. Linda: *emits scanning laser* (The scan is about to reveal the Cell Phone, when...) Purple Tentacle: *reaches through window* Students: Ahhh! Stardust: Ack! Where did that thing come from? (Meanwhile, in the science classroom next door...) Zyter: Here, Fluffy! *looks at cage* Aw, man! She got out again! (Back in the first classroom...) Stardust: I had to ask... Linda, battle mode! Linda: I have a battle mode? Stardust: What, you think I put flamethrowers in your hands just 'cause I felt like it? Linda: Knowing you? Yes. *computer voice* BATTLE MODE ACTIVATED. (She transforms while music plays...) Song: Transformers! Robots in disguise! Linda: But I'm not in disguise... Song: *same tune* Shut up, I don't like you now! Tentacle Monster: *Lavos roar* Stardust: That joke is so old, it's prehistoric! Dugh: Hey! I resent that! Tentacle Monster: *grabs Beverley* Stardust: Hold it! (Time stops...) Stardust: *holds up his pocket watch* Okay, I just want to say... NO TENTACLE R- thing... jokes. K? Also, this better not parody King Kong. Artie: I dunno, there is a pretty tall tower right above us... *points out school clock tower* Stardust: Don't push it... (Time starts again...) Tentacle Monster: ROAR! *runs off* Stardust: *sigh* I have to go save her, don't I? Johnny: *nudges Artie* Hey! Draw something and prove him wrong! Artie: *draws a giant insect really quickly* And... GO! *taps drawing with Ballpoint Pen* (A giant insect appears in front of “Fluffy”...) Gwynne: Sweet! Giant monster battle! Giant Insect: *looks at “Fluffy”* Fluffy: *looks at giant insect* (One of those cheesy “in love” things appears on screen, with fuzzy pink around the faces of the two monsters with hearts everywhere. Suddenly, both monsters start attacking the city...) Artie: Well, that didn't work. Great idea, Johnny! Johnny: I swear that should have worked! Japan: Too many tokusatsu movies? Johnny: Too many what now? Linda: Uh, Stardust? Shouldn't I go fight? Stardust: Oh, right. Sorry, I was just interested in those magical artifacts those guys have. Artie: Uh... heh, heh. *tries to hide Pen* Stardust: Don't worry, I've seen plenty of magic. *turns to Linda* Linda, execute “attack_of_the_50_foot.exe”. Password “Gamera saves children”. (Linda sends out a signal that opens several secret doors at once. Montage of vehicles driving to the school, Stardust, Linda and the Round Table Gang entering the vehicles, and a combining mecha routine.) Song: *Voltron theme* Voltron, defenders of the universe! Artie: Right arm! Wednesday: Right leg! Johnny: Left leg! Stardust: And I'll form... the head! Linda: Actually, I'm the head. You're the left arm. Stardust: I know, but I always wanted to make an awesome quote like that. (The robot storms into the city to fight the monsters while the rest of the class cheers. Mr. Merlian hasn't gotten back yet because...) Mr. Merlian: *on phone* What do you mean all the scientists are busy trying to stop a giant monster attack?! Fine, I'll hold... Phone: *hold music* Mr. Merlian: *grates teeth* (Meanwhile, Stardust and the Round Table Gang are having a few problems of their own...) Artie: Johnny! How does this sort of thing happen?! Johnny: I don't know! (The robot attempts to pull its leg out from under a large amount of rubble. Suddenly, a giant tentacle whacks the robot in the face, sending it sprawling backwards.) Linda: Oh, so you wanna fight dirty, huh? Time for the AWESOME FINAL COMBO MOVE OF ULTIMATE DOOMSTRUCTION! Johnny: How do we do that? Stardust: With an easy to reach button, of course! *presses button labeled “uber-attack”* (The robot charges up an energy blast, which it then fires at the monsters. They launch fireballs back and the attacks collide in an explosion.) Stardust: Aw, man! Now we only have 10% power! (Then, out of nowhere, a flying hover-chair zooms up to the monsters...) Zyter: Fluffy! Bad girl! Fluffy: *whimper* Zyter: *looks around* No, wait... Good girl! Look at this mess, it's perfect! World domination will be mine! C'mon, let's go home... *zaps monsters with shrink ray and leaves carrying them* Stardust: Great, so one of the students is an evil genius... Just what I need. MORE villains. Linda: Hey, look! Beverley is in the bushes by the school, passed out! Artie: Well, then that was a waste of time... Wednesday: Speaking of time, we better get back before Mr. Merlian! (Cut to the classroom, where all the students are sitting down as Mr. Merlian enters the class...) Mr. Merlian: *grumbles* Stupid super-geniuses and their inventions... *ahem* Okay, class. First lesson is- (Suddenly, the bell rings for lunch and everyone leaves...) Mr. Merlian: ...and never mind. (In the corner of the classroom, a robotic camera drone is watching the whole thing. Cue robovision...) Drone: <Data collection complete. Sending log to SC2...> Edited by Christopher Lehn, Mar 20 2009, 07:29 PM.
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