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Topic Started: Sep 28 2008, 02:37 AM (4,717 Views)
Jet Blackbeard
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Chatting with Nex always yields the best quotes.

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[8:10:53 PM] Bear The Viking: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Legends_of_Arcadia/topic/5197013/1/#new
Then you may have this.

[8:14:50 PM] Nex Terren: Whhoooo. First post of page 2.

[8:15:44 PM] Bear The Viking: Elite Guards have rank. How come an Elite ship can't?

[8:17:37 PM] Nex Terren: Because guards are people, and a ship isn't. =P

[8:18:32 PM] Bear The Viking: There can too be a guard ship!

[8:19:18 PM] Nex Terren: I didn't say that there can't be a guard ship, just that any ship--guard or otherwise--can't be a person.

[8:20:02 PM] Bear The Viking: What about all those ships that transform into robots?

[8:20:53 PM] Nex Terren: I think if the object has enough intelligence to manage and command lower ranked... entities, then the object can be an officer. Short of that though...

[8:21:06 PM] Bear The Viking: Optimus Prime?

[8:21:31 PM] Nex Terren: From what I know of the series, I'd say he safely could be an officer, but then he's not /just/ a truck.

[8:21:36 PM] Bear The Viking: http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/2113425
Here is a kawaii catgirl to combo-break this weird discussion.

[8:21:52 PM] Nex Terren: So I swear.

[8:22:00 PM] Nex Terren: That's the last time I'm ever clicking one of your links.

[8:22:14 PM] Bear The Viking: Even you must admit that she was not scary in that pic.

[8:22:26 PM] Nex Terren: Red eyes of endless death.

[8:26:10 PM] Bear The Viking: ....

[8:26:33 PM] Bear The Viking: So what about that Autobot that could transform into an aircraft carrier?

[8:26:45 PM] Nex Terren: ....
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Jet Blackbeard
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Today was a good day for quotes. And stories.

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[2:46:16 PM] Nalray: I had no reason to talk until breast sizes were brought up.


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[4:59:01 PM] Bear The Viking: Oh. Oh I got it. The perfect storyline.

[5:02:06 PM] Hayden: hm?

[5:02:09 PM] Bear The Viking: A new discovery.

[5:02:35 PM] Bear The Viking: We find Santa's workshop. And Black Pirates are trying to steal all of the toys and ruin Christmas for all the children on Arcadia.

[5:05:02 PM] Nex Terren: ^

[5:05:06 PM] Nex Terren: I'll vote for that.

[5:05:18 PM] Bear The Viking: You're still banned though.

[5:13:05 PM] Nex Terren: I say they discover a new world wonder:

[5:13:08 PM] Nex Terren: Sno Cones.

[5:13:22 PM] Nex Terren: They begin to export Galacian snow in the form of Sno Cones.

[5:13:24 PM] Nex Terren: They make millions.

[5:13:28 PM] Nex Terren: Until one day...

[5:13:45 PM] Nex Terren: Somebody realizes that any ol' pile of shaved ice tastes just as good.

[5:14:05 PM] Nex Terren: And your crew, invested in the snow-export business, now has countless bills that they can't pay

[5:14:28 PM] Nex Terren: The Valuan courts go after them, and they're forced to flee with a multi-million gold coin bounty on each of their heads.

[5:14:57 PM] Nex Terren: As a last resort, they each flee to their parents' homes and hide for several years, blending into society.

[5:15:01 PM] Nex Terren: You can call it:

[5:15:06 PM] Nex Terren: "There's Sno Place Like Home."

[5:15:11 PM] Reluctant Raiu: <3

[5:15:13 PM] Reluctant Raiu: Love it

[5:15:26 PM] Hayden: ...........................

[5:15:32 PM] Nex Terren: Raiu knows a good story when he hears it.

[5:15:50 PM] Reluctant Raiu: It's so absurd

[5:15:57 PM] Reluctant Raiu: It would likely be a misadventure

[5:15:59 PM] Bear The Viking: Not even worthy of a chat-quote.

[5:16:02 PM] Reluctant Raiu: Which are the best kind

[5:16:31 PM] Nex Terren: Bear doesn't know a good story when he hears it. =(

[5:17:55 PM] Bear The Viking: Oh? You want to hear a story do you?

[5:18:00 PM] Bear The Viking: I think I can arrange that.

[5:18:34 PM] Nex Terren: This is either going to be a porno, involve my pain or suffering, or have Hell Girl come in at some point. Q_Q

[5:19:07 PM] Bear The Viking: Oh no Nex. This story is about a boy. A special boy. Let's call him.....Kanin.

[5:19:17 PM] Nex Terren: ; ;

[5:19:33 PM] Nex Terren: I ALREADY FEEL SO CLOSE TO THIS KANIN.

[5:19:35 PM] Reluctant Raiu: Reluctant Raiu sits and waits.

[5:19:37 PM] Nex Terren: ISN'T THAT STRANGE.

[5:19:42 PM] Nex Terren: Nex Terren goes back to cleaning his study.

[5:20:06 PM] Bear The Viking: So one day Kanin is at home, playing some FPS game or something. And he gets hungry. "Gee, I sure am hungry." He says to himself. So he just leaves the game running because those games have no point anyway. And he goes downstairs to make himself a sammich.

[5:20:56 PM] Bear The Viking: Kanin goes into the kitchen and puts a couple of slices of toast in the toaster and then opens the fridge to get out the lunch meat and cheese. And when he opens the door....

[5:21:30 PM] Bear The Viking: The light comes on. And he finds the ham and cheese and some mustard easily. He takes them out and gets down a plate and waits for the toast to pop up.

[5:22:28 PM] Nex Terren: >_______>

[5:22:30 PM] Bear The Viking: And then the toast pops up. But instead of toast it's AYLEAYLIAHLELIAHLELIAH!!!!! Hassan pops out of the toaster and bashes Kanin in the head with a steel folding chair. Then he jumps down out of the toaster and puts poor Kanin in the Camel Clutch.

[5:22:56 PM] Nex Terren: Words.

[5:23:00 PM] Nex Terren: Words cannot describe.

[5:23:36 PM] Bear The Viking: And Kanin starts screaming in pain. "Let me go please!" He cries. "What will you give me if I do?" Hassan asks. "I'll do anything!" Kanin answers. "Anything you say? Okay, deal." Hassan agrees. And he lets Kanin up.

[5:24:26 PM] Bear The Viking: So Kanin gets up and he's already forgotten about that sammich. "So what do you want me to do?" He asks fearfully. "I want you to make a movie." Hassan answers. "A porno movie."

[5:24:48 PM] Nex Terren: CAN

[5:24:49 PM] Nex Terren: NOT

[5:24:50 PM] Nex Terren: DESCRIBE

[5:25:38 PM] Bear The Viking: And poor Kanin isn't sure whether he should be scared or excited by the prospect. "Okay. I'll do it." He agrees hesitantly. "Great. Let me just call your co-star. She's a pretty girl. I think you'll like her." Hassan says as he pulls out his cell phone and starts punching in numbers.

[5:25:57 PM] Nex Terren: Hellgirl. <_<

[5:25:59 PM] Bear The Viking: Suddenly the lights go out and a cold chill sweeps through the room. And when they come back on Hell Girl is standing in the middle of the room.

[5:26:22 PM] Nex Terren: WELL you've covered the trio.

[5:27:51 PM | Edited 5:28:36 PM] Bear The Viking: "In this movie Hell Girl takes your soul and you die." Hassan explains. "Wait, I thought this was going to be a porno!" Kanin protests loudly. "Necrophilia is cool." Is all that Hassan says. "Ippen shinde miru." Whispers Hell Girl. And then Kanin's soul is yanked from his body and it dies. Hassan smiles eerily.

THE END

[5:28:25 PM] Nex Terren: So Imma drown out the sound of my own crying with Youtube videos.
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Jet Blackbeard
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Nex freely admits that he's down with the ho's.

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[6:05:45 PM] Purafox: bear y u no use internet

[6:05:53 PM] Purafox: get with the future man, no one pays MONEY for that stuff anymore

[6:06:37 PM] Bear The Viking: I do. I'm a collector.

[6:07:13 PM] Canin Christell: I pay money. <_<

[6:07:52 PM] Bear The Viking: Nex makes a lot of money. He can buy lots of things.

[6:07:59 PM] Bear The Viking: Like....illegal firearms.

[6:08:04 PM] Bear The Viking: And prostitutes.

[6:08:17 PM] Canin Christell: MINIGUNS HERE I COME

[6:08:23 PM] Bear The Viking: And....prostitutes armed with illegal firearms.

[6:08:28 PM] Canin Christell: And let's have no mistake made here.

[6:08:33 PM] Canin Christell: I don't pay for prostitues.

[6:08:35 PM] Canin Christell: I buy them.

[6:08:49 PM] Bear The Viking: I'm quoting that.

[6:09:01 PM] Canin Christell: ...You're a terrible human being.
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[5:08:42 PM] Canin Christell: And let's have no mistake made here.
[5:08:47 PM] Canin Christell: I don't pay for prostitutes.
[5:08:49 PM] Canin Christell: I buy them...


...A meal to eat, warm places to sleep, and an education so they can make something of their lives!
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Jet Blackbeard
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Nex's birthday story in all of its magnificence.

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Jet Blackbeard
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Nex is getting into the act.

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And then he goes right back to being Nex....

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[4:41:19 PM] Canin Christell: Bun's never here.

[4:41:24 PM] Canin Christell: And Li runs off when you do it to her.

[4:41:33 PM] Canin Christell: As in, stops chatting for the night.

[4:41:33 PM] Bear the Viking: ....

[4:41:41 PM] Bear the Viking: No, too late. Chat quoted.

[4:41:46 PM] Purafox: lolol
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