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Topic Started: Sep 28 2008, 02:37 AM (4,721 Views)
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Ranger
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Oct 27 2009, 12:27 AM
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Canadian Pirate says: I meant PM. Damnit. Ok, 1 PM Pacific <_<.
Flora says: *knifes PG*
Canadian Pirate says: <_<...
Flora says: *knifes again*
Canadian Pirate says: <_<...
Flora says: *more knifing*
Canadian Pirate says: <_<
Flora says: *knifes*
chMai says: <_<
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Bellflower
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Nov 17 2009, 05:37 PM
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Shotgun Hero!
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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
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Lisa-Marie says: Personally, I always suspected Nex was a sith lord. Gordreg says: 'Darth Nex', eh? Nex says: Yus. I will rule the world. I think myself more of a Sidious than a Vader. Lisa-Marie says: Ambitious then eh? Nex says: You guys all think I'm a swell guy, and then one day I'm going to order cMai to kill all of your children! 
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Lisa-Marie says: D= MARK WHAT SHALL WE DO
Gordreg says: Well, you go get your hair curled and I'll find a big furry creature to hang about witjh?
Lisa-Marie says: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN
Nex says: ... But who's Luke? That Lisa has to kiss./
Gordreg says: Sol can be luke.
Lisa-Marie says: *has blaster*
Nex says: I say we make Colaya R2.
Lisa-Marie says: I AGREE WITH THIS
Nex says: Bear can be C3P0.
Gordreg says: Sounds good. And Tatlin would be abetter Threepio. bear's Lando.
Or Chewie.
Nex says: Chewie.
Lisa-Marie says: Yes.
Nex says: Tatlin can be the charming Lando.
Gordreg says: Or.. SOL can be threepio, and Tatlin is Luke?
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Nex says: Lawl. Quotes are coming to mind. Lisa to Gord: "I'd rather kiss a Bear."
Gord to Tatlin: "You're all clear, slacker, now let's POST in this thing, and go home!"
Lisa: I happen to like slackers. Gord: I'm a slacker. Lisa: No you're not you're a... active... member...
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Nex says: Tatlin: Your D&D skills are your weakness. Nex: YOUR FAITH IN YOUR FRIENDS LIST IS YOURS!
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Ranger
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Nov 30 2009, 11:56 PM
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An Colaya says (5:55 PM): women are icky
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Dec 19 2009, 02:55 AM
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Tarlin says (8:54 PM): *Colaya hates PG so much because they are so similar
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Dec 29 2009, 02:28 AM
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Bear the Viking says: *Dick spikes? Canadian Pirate says: *Those are awesome <_<.
Edited by Colaya, Dec 29 2009, 02:28 AM.
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Tatlin
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Apr 28 2010, 02:41 AM
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I Have the power and the Speed!
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Wall of Text incoming
Spoiler: click to toggle Bear the Viking says: *So in this story Nex was prancing merrily down the road on his way to ballet practice. When he rounded the corner he chanced upon a beautiful young woman being accosted by a hooligan who was demanding money and boobs.
Bear the Viking says: *And Nex was like "I can't deal with that right now." and he went down a narrow side-street. And that's when he ran into a lady of the night. "I'll make you feel nice for the right price baby." she said to him. But Nex couldn't deal with that either and he went back the other way.
Bear the Viking says: *But this brought him back to the guy attacking the girl. She was kicking his @$$ pretty bad so the hooligan decided to look for easier prey. And that's when he spotted ballerina Nex. "Gimme your cash pretty boy!" he yelled and brandished a knife.
*"No, his money is mine! I'mma rock his world!" the hooker cried from the alley as she ran out after Nex. Then the hooker and hooligan began fighting over Nex. "Quick, follow me!" the woman who had been getting mugged called.
Bear the Viking says: *But Nex couldn't deal with her either because she was pretty and he didn't know how to handle that. So he turned around and went back home. He was really sad that he was going to miss ballet practice but that couldn't be helped.
*He got back home and opened the door. At that moment his sister punched him in the crotch and took his wallet. "I need this for yarn!" she yelled as she ran down the road. "At least she didn't ask for sex. Yet." Nex sighed as he crawled into the bathroom to find an ice pack for his genitals.
Bear the Viking says: *Now broke and aching Nex went upstairs to play a game on the Wii. If he couldn't go to ballet at least he could play Wii Dance. But when he tried to do a jump his groin began to ache so badly he had to sit down. It was hot so he opened a window to let in some cool air.
*And when he did the girl from before crawled in. "Need some help with your nutz?" She asked. It freaked Nex out so bad that he wet himself. He ran down the hall to lock himself in his sister's bedroom. But when he went in the prostitute was in there trying on his sister's underwear. "PERV!" she screamed and punched Nex in the face.
Bear the Viking says: *Now bleeding and frightened even more Nex ran downstairs and tried to leave the house. But the hooligan, who was now drunk, was staggering around in the living room. "I'mma cut your heart out." He mumbled and came at Nex with a salad fork.
Bear the Viking says: *But then......just when it seemed that Nex was about to die........AYLEAYLIAHLELIAHLELIAH!!!!!!!!
Bear the Viking says: *The front door exploded as Hassan and Daivari forced their way in. "Why are you having so much fun? I should be WWE Heavyweight Champion!" Hassan screamed and hit the drunkard with a steel folding chair. Daivar began swearing loudly at him in Farsi. Nex ran out the front door in the confusion.
*When he did he collided with his sister. "NEX! You made me drop my bag of yarn! Pick it up! NOWE!" She screamed at him. And he did. But when Nex went to put the yarn back in it a giant anaconda slithered out of the bag and coiled him up!
Bear the Viking says: *Now all wrapped up by a giant serpent Nex could hardly move. He staggered out into the road and was hit by a short bus jacked up on monster truck tires. "WTF did you just do to my bumper sissy boy?!" A Viking yelled as he jumped out of the vehicle. "Yo @$$ is gonna get sacrificed!"
Bear the Viking says: *Then three other guys, all wearing black robes, jumped out of the bus and dragged Nex on board. The snake let him go because it this @#%& was getting real. They drove him up north to Canada. And then a guy dressed in black drove up beside the bus on a motorcycle.
Bear the Viking says: *He was like "Hey, I'm being chased by someone. Can you let me on board?" and the Viking was like "What did you do?" And the motorcycle guy answered "I downloaded too many torrents." and the Viking swerved and ran him off the road. "Come back when you grow a pair and burn down a village!" he roared and drove on.
Bear the Viking says: *Then the bus ran off the road and Nex rolled out of the wreckage and made a run for it. He'd just reached the highway when a car stopped and offered him a ride. Some girl was driving but she looked normal and didn't try to kill and/or rape him so Nex got in.
Bear the Viking says: *Nex says "Thank you. You saved my life." and the girls said "Maow" and Nex was like "wtf" but didn't say anything else. They drove in silence for about a mile when Nex decided to ask her name. "What's your name?" He asked. "Maow" she answered. Nex was all "wtf" again but kept quiet.
Bear the Viking says: *After another mile the girl freaked out. "JERK!" she yelled and kicked him out of the car while it was still moving. They were going over a bridge so Nex fell into the river and got his frilly tutu all wet. He swam and swam but started to drown anyway.
Bear the Viking says: *Just when Nex was about to go under for the last time a strong arm reached down and pulled him up onto a boat that happened to be passing by. "Thanks mister. You saved my life." Nex sighed. "I'mma cut your heart out!" the drunken hooligan who was now a pirate screamed.
Bear the Viking says: *But Nex was saved when his sister, the hooker and the girl who was getting mugged showed up. "We've set aside our differences and become a trio of female anti-terrorist soldiers." His sister said. "I'm a pirate, not a terrorist. GTFO!" the drunken pirate said. And they did because his argument made sense to them and they didn't want to deal with him anyway.
Bear the Viking says: *"Did someone say pirate?" The guy on the motorcycle who was now riding a jet ski asked as he pulled up beside the boat. "Yes. Do you want to join my crew?" The drunken pirate answered. "Yeah. But only if you join my revolution too." The motorcycle guy said.
Bear the Viking says: *So they shook hands and decided to make Nex cook for them and clean and stuff. They sent him belowdeck to make them some sammiches. But when he opened the refrigerator another giant snake jumped out and started swallowing his head!
Bear the Viking says: *Nex wobbled all around the room and accidently fell against some levers or something. The boat went crazy and rammed into the side of another boat. "MOTHER @#$&er!" the Viking roared as he looked down at the damage. "I'mma mess you up!" and then the three guys in robes came out to help him.
Bear the Viking says: *They started wailing on the drunken pirate and the motorcycle/jet ski guy and once again the snake left before the @#$& got too real. Nex also made a run for it and escaped in a liferaft.
Bear the Viking says: *But the liferaft only had a minimum of supplies and fuel and Nex soon found himself adrift in the ocean. A storm came up and the raft capsized and Nex was drowning once again.
Bear the Viking says: *But then just as he was going under for the third time a gentle hand pulled him to safety. When Nex woke up he found himself lying next to a beautiful mermaid. "Thank you. You saved my life." He said. "You're welcome. My name is Liana btw. I'm so lonely living on this island by myself. Will you stay with me?"
Bear the Viking says: *But Nex didn't know how to deal with her so he said "No." and swam back out to sea. And then a giant sea serpent swam up from the depths of the ocean and swallowed him whole.
Bear the Viking says: *There, in the bowels of the serpents stomach Nex was accosted by the drunken pirate and has black-clad sidekick, the Viking and his robed comrades, the hooker, his sister and the lady who had been mugged. They'd all be swallowed too.
Bear the Viking says: *There was nowhere for him to escape to. As the world started going dark Nex though he heard a familiar voice calling to him from somewhere above. He thought he heard it say........"Maow."
THE END
Bear the Viking says: *AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS....... *Nex. You need a woman.
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Jun 17 2010, 08:45 PM
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Bear the Viking says: And wtf is Nex working on? If it's D&D I'll skin him alive and make him eat his own scrotum.
Canadian Pirate says: Either landscaping or computers.
Bear the Viking says: By "landscaping" you mean he's mowing the grass right?
foxy says: plowing the fields
Bear the Viking says: Where's his sister? She hasn't been around in ages. We haven't had a good sacrifice in a while.
foxy says: picking cotton, singing "we shall overcome"...
Bear the Viking says: *glances at foxy*
foxy says: Bear the Viking says: Colaya. Oh geez, Colaya is as slack as Nex. Fine. RAVEN!
Raven says: maow?
Bear the Viking says: Raven. *points at foxy* BEGIN THE RITUAL!
foxy says: ..................................................
Bear the Viking says: *taps foot*
foxy says: ....*runs away*
Canadian Pirate says: <_<...lol...
Bear the Viking says: PG? Want to halp me here? *taps foot*
Canadian Pirate says: Sacrificing my GF? <_<...Um, no thanks.
Bear the Viking says: ..... Okay, you know what? The four of us are going to sacrifice Colaya then. How about that?!
foxy says: k wait
Bear the Viking says: *hands foxy ropes*
foxy says: four
Bear the Viking says: Where are Raven and PG? They need robes and torches.
Raven says: ......maow?
foxy says: *ties colaya up*?
Canadian Pirate says: <_<...
Bear the Viking says: *gives Raven and PG black robes* Put these on and light some torches or something. *puts on robe and gets the knife*
Raven says: *puts on smexy black robe* hehe
foxy says: *does a dance to the black moon*
Bear the Viking says: OH MIGHTY BLACK MOON! WE OFFER YOU THIS AFRO SACRIFICE AS TESTAMENT THAT SLACKNESS WILL BE PUNISHED BY DEATH! *stabs Colaya through his cold, black heart* Somebody do a chant plz.
foxy says: ALEAHEAHFLAGHALJALRHEALALALEALHELAHELAHLHAGLHAWEAH
Bear the Viking says: *kicks Colaya's body into the firepit and stomps his hair the rest of the way down* Uh....foxy is pretty good at this.
Raven says: ...maow
Bear the Viking says: PG sucks though.
foxy says: foxy is pretty hyper d'aww i give him an A for awesome -3-
Raven says: ......
Bear the Viking says: I give him a A for Asswipe. You'd think he would have been all over a Colaya sacrifice.
Canadian Pirate says: I'm not really interested unless we're killing someone important <_<.
Bear the Viking says: lol pwn't. I should chat quote that.
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Nov 22 2010, 09:12 PM
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Nex says I'm leaving.
Sol _ says D:
Colaya says I would never call junk food "delicious"....
Nex says Don't miss me too much.
foxy girl says .....raven
Colaya says I'LL MISS YOU, NEX
Sol _ says ME TOO
amanda stokes says *glomp's foxy*
Nex says BUT YOU HATE ME COL
Colaya says NO
foxy girl says um
Bear the Viking says NO NEX! Li misses you!
PG says Bye Nex <_<...
Colaya says I JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE I WAS UPSET
foxy girl says hi there
Kate says wat
Colaya says I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU T_T
amanda stokes says hi i love you
Nex says LESS GAY SEX
Colaya says wat
Kate says o_O
Sol _ says ROFL
amanda stokes says and haz misseded you
Colaya says did Nex just really say "gay sex"?
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Jet Blackbeard
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Dec 4 2010, 03:35 AM
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Nex Terren says: I delete people I never talk to. *Shrugs*
[c]27]Colette Brunel[/c=30] says: nex
Nex Terren says: And you never talk to me, nor I you.
[c]27]Colette Brunel[/c=30] says: I am your sister's best friend and nex
[c]27]Colette Brunel[/c=30] says: you once promised me a video game
Bear the Viking says: So this means Nex still talks to Li? : : Lianybean says: Nex cybers with me
[c]27]Colette Brunel[/c=30] says: I think I still belong on your contacts list
Broatollah Bromai says: Nex and Li are an item
Bear the Viking says: I knew it.
Nex Terren says: I do at that Bear. TALK
[c]27]Colette Brunel[/c=30] says: PUT ME BACK
Nex Terren says: NOT CYBER
:: Lianybean says: AHAHAHA
Nex Terren says: >_> :: Lianybean says: CYBER HE ADMITTED IT
Sol says: Lol, poor Nex
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Dec 6 2010, 11:46 PM
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Col says: OK FINE
Col says: ME AND NEX "EXPERIMENTED" A BIT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? T_T
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