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Class #1337; For the simple randomz. >Teach HERE<
Topic Started: Aug 24 2009, 07:44 PM (483 Views)
Rin Seiko
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Welcome, to Class # 1337! The teacher is currently here! That means, you and everyone else have the class room to yourself.

WTF IS THIS?! You may be wondering. Well, I'll tell you. It is a random roleplay, because we need it. I came up with it in about 45 seconds. Yes, really. I figured we needed one here. Now then... in this, you can do whatever you want at Rofl High. The class room is off to the left of the school, by room 666, 888, 999, 10101010101, and 101NOU classes. You all are in class #1337 unless you want to change. 666 is haunted. :D By an evil ghost that eats your homework. Basically, be random, do whatever you want, get into epic fights that blow up the school(though, by God's Toenails, it grows back), and go into the evil Rofl Forrest(Inhabited by evil Spiders of Doom, correctly named as so)

Yes, its crappy, but its random. And its in the sub-forum. Deal with it. :happy: Don't godmod too much!


...Rin
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crazypyromaniac
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a random person sets the teachers desk on fire. then a another person starts dragging their nails across the chalkboard. 4 other people pick up the teachers desk (on fire) and relocate it to the forest. the person who lit the teachers desk on fire starts ensuring that the entire forest catches fire.
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Rin Seiko
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I jumped up and down on a desk, trying to break it. I did. So, I picked up a chunk of it, then smashed it into the nearest student's head. Ahhh, class was fun. Of course, not when you get a desk smashed into your face. Speaking of which, one just ended up in the forest, only on fire, and started burning the whole thing down. Hopefully it won't catch the school on fire....

At that thought, I stood in front of the class. "HEYY! SIDOWN! WE'RE GUNNA LEARN YOU SOME MUDKIPZ!" I shouted.


...Rin
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Jaw096
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"YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, TOO!" I yelled. I then pulled a flashbang grenade, and tossed it into the middle of the classroom.
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Rin Seiko
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After said grenade exploded, Rin's hair suddenly grows six feet long, then bright yellow, then begins to glow.

"ITS OVER 9 KAY!!!!!!" Following this, I proceeded to smash the speaker through teh walls, with my super Sayman blast, which was fired directly out of my anus. And it was pink.


...Rin
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Themistocles
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I get Lopez to eat my homework for a quarter. Then, because he claims he is still hungry, I offer him ten dollars to eat the burning teacher's desk, as well as Rin, who is currently jumping on the burning desk.

Then the school becomes the school from the Pink Floyd movie The Wall, and life sucks because we're all processed by machines and sing along to Pink Floyd music in British accents.

Then it goes back to ROFL school. And all is well.

And Moses falls screaming through our ceiling gripping the shattered remains of the Ten Fifteen+ Commandments, which he destroyed several thousand years ago by chucking them at a cliff face on Mount Sinai (for details, see Post #21 of the "¿Hola?" thread in the New Members section).

OOC: In science class, in real life, I once paid Joe (aka Lopez) to eat a science worksheet for 5 bucks. I could probably get him to do it for less now. So the first paragraph of my post is true to real life.
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crazypyromaniac
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hey! get off that desk! your going to put the fire out! wait, nvm. it's too big. I pull out some homemade pipe bombs, load them into my crossbow type launcher, adn start bringing the school down. then one of them turns into a nuke, and lands in classroom 1337, but instead of exploding, it just spits out lolcats.
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Themistocles
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Then the lolcats spit out nukes.
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Zen Jericho
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Sigh...sits down and trys to find a cute girl in all this awesomeness....Ah what the hell...
sprays the whole place with neon blue spary paint that spells SKOOL SUCKS!
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Rin Seiko
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Then due to the Holy Toe Nails, everything returns to normal as the teacher walks in.

"Hello class." Everyone is automatically returned to their seats. No exceptions. HA! Bet ya didn't explain that, lolwut?
"Today we will be learning how to sit quietly for eight hours. Starting... now."


...Rin
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Jaw096
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Sneezes. "Dammit!" I look at the teacher and she looks at me with anger. I try to think of a way out of this. Gasp "Teacher you shouldn't say such words!"
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crazypyromaniac
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i think we should take a field trip to a dam! we can eat at the dam snack bar, visit the dam giftshop, see the dam insides, use the dam restrooms, get some dam hardhats at the dam giftshop. It would be FUN!!!!!!111111ONEONEONE
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Rin Seiko
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I vote we kick the teacher out the window, and see what happens. With a bomb strapped to her chest.

...Rin
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crazypyromaniac
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what kind of bomb? i might agree as long as you pick the right bomb. we should set her on fire, too! Fire is Fun! see? they both even start with F!
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Zen Jericho
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*Caps the teacher*
Im off to hang with MS13
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crazypyromaniac
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flamethrower magically appears in hand. "hold it right there, jackass. you capped the teacher the wrong way. you didn't use explosives or fire. this is the right way to cap someone." points flamethrower at person next to him and unleases TORRENT OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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megagamer_64
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*sits at desk in the library, which is and the floor below this one*.... hm...
*looks out the window*

Teacher:"aaaaaaaaaaaghomgwtf! IM ON FIRE AAAAAAGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........."

*looks back at book*
...
*returns to class*
*sit's down, opens book*

*suddenly flamed by crazypyromaniac*
*burning, runs out the door, and into the 666 room, the teacher there burns and dies, and now there are two ghosts haunting it.*.... *eventually puts self out*...
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