Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Add Reply
O Mighty Boosh 'Enguias'; Part One of Three
Topic Started: Apr 11 2010, 12:21 AM (17 Views)
Swede
Administrator
English-Português

V: What's wrong with you?
Qual é o problema?
H: I've just spent four hours cleaning that filth off the shutters!
V: What filth?
H: That graffiti.
H: Everyday I scrub it off, everday it comes back.
H: Evermore elaborate insults.
V: Why do you bother with them? They're just bored kids.
V: Why don't you add to it? Show them you're not bothered, paint around it.
H: Paint around "Howard Moon licks balls for money?"!
V: Is that what it says?
H: Yeah!
Sim!
V: That is quite funny.
H: Why is that funny?
V: Well it's funny that you do that.
H: Yeah, but I don't do it.
V: That's what it says out there.
H: I know it says it because it's graffiti.
V: No smoke without fire
H: Oh really? What about smoke machines?
V: There not technically smoke they are dry ice.
H: Yeah...
Sim...
V: Thing is about you is you have guilty eyes.
H: What do you mean?
V: Well you know. Look at you.
V: Even when your innocent you look like you've been up to some 'shady' ball licking activity.
N: All right we're off.
V: Where are you going?
B: Going on a stag weekend, it's going to be huge.
N: Going to be allright here aren't you looking after the shop?
H: Oh yeah, don't worry about that. I'll keep an eye on Vince if you know what I mean.
N: It's not Vince I'm worried about.
H: What?
Que?
N: He's a great shopkeeper.
H: Well he's not that good is he, he's a borderline simpleton look at him.
H: He's playing with a toy car.
N: He'll sell that car by the end of the day.
N: Look at him. He's got charm, charisma.
H: Yeah, so have I!
N: Big eyes drawing people in.
N: You're a big man with tiny eyes. That's a creepy combo!
N: And Howard if you're going to branch out into any kinky sidelines can you not advertise it on the front of the shop.
H: That's not me OK, that's a graffiti artist.
B: No smoke without fire.
H: Why does everyone keep saying that? What about smoke machines?
B: Dry ice.
H2: Hurry up Naboo you goon.
N: Alright.
H2: Oh climb aboard monkey man you are wasting valuable drinking time.
B: How many have you had Harrison, have you started already?
H2: Liquid breakfast. I've had champagne on my Golden Grahams. I am steaming!!
S: Pace yourself Harrison this is my Stag. Lets Go.
H: What's wrong with my eyes?
V: There's nothing really wrong with them, there just not a man's eyes are they?
V: There more of a cockeral's eye's embedded in a man's face.
Edited by Swede, Apr 20 2010, 04:04 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · General Discussion · Next Topic »
Add Reply