| O Mighty Boosh 'Enguias'; Part One of Three | |
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| Swede | Apr 11 2010, 12:21 AM Post #1 |
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English-Português V: What's wrong with you? Qual é o problema? H: I've just spent four hours cleaning that filth off the shutters! V: What filth? H: That graffiti. H: Everyday I scrub it off, everday it comes back. H: Evermore elaborate insults. V: Why do you bother with them? They're just bored kids. V: Why don't you add to it? Show them you're not bothered, paint around it. H: Paint around "Howard Moon licks balls for money?"! V: Is that what it says? H: Yeah! Sim! V: That is quite funny. H: Why is that funny? V: Well it's funny that you do that. H: Yeah, but I don't do it. V: That's what it says out there. H: I know it says it because it's graffiti. V: No smoke without fire H: Oh really? What about smoke machines? V: There not technically smoke they are dry ice. H: Yeah... Sim... V: Thing is about you is you have guilty eyes. H: What do you mean? V: Well you know. Look at you. V: Even when your innocent you look like you've been up to some 'shady' ball licking activity. N: All right we're off. V: Where are you going? B: Going on a stag weekend, it's going to be huge. N: Going to be allright here aren't you looking after the shop? H: Oh yeah, don't worry about that. I'll keep an eye on Vince if you know what I mean. N: It's not Vince I'm worried about. H: What? Que? N: He's a great shopkeeper. H: Well he's not that good is he, he's a borderline simpleton look at him. H: He's playing with a toy car. N: He'll sell that car by the end of the day. N: Look at him. He's got charm, charisma. H: Yeah, so have I! N: Big eyes drawing people in. N: You're a big man with tiny eyes. That's a creepy combo! N: And Howard if you're going to branch out into any kinky sidelines can you not advertise it on the front of the shop. H: That's not me OK, that's a graffiti artist. B: No smoke without fire. H: Why does everyone keep saying that? What about smoke machines? B: Dry ice. H2: Hurry up Naboo you goon. N: Alright. H2: Oh climb aboard monkey man you are wasting valuable drinking time. B: How many have you had Harrison, have you started already? H2: Liquid breakfast. I've had champagne on my Golden Grahams. I am steaming!! S: Pace yourself Harrison this is my Stag. Lets Go. H: What's wrong with my eyes? V: There's nothing really wrong with them, there just not a man's eyes are they? V: There more of a cockeral's eye's embedded in a man's face. Edited by Swede, Apr 20 2010, 04:04 PM.
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