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This Saturday: 518 Gay Sodomy Opening Day; Come out of hibernation for a friendly exhibition game!
Topic Started: Mar 17 2010, 07:25 AM (783 Views)
Murphy
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That's right folks. It's time to break out your peanuts and cracker jacks, dust off your mitts and leave it all on the field once again. This Saturday at 2 PM, Lincoln Park will play host to the first game of the 518 Softball league season.

NAMBLA and Team Number 2 Sux Nutz management have come to an agreement that this first game of the year will be purely for fun, rather than the glory and bitterness that has come to define this storied league. For those of you with assigned teams, Saturday will serve to dust the cob webs off your game before things start getting downright nasty. For newcomers and last year's mercenaries, this is your chance to find a permanent home and become a part of something that will define your own self worth FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES.

So come to Lincoln Park this Saturday at 2 PM to get your ball on. Forecast calls for 60 degrees without a cloud in the sky. Drinking is encouraged. Get a hold of myself or NAMBLA skipped Kevin Jackson for more details.
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K J
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few things for the record- welf is the skipper, the rock of gibraltar is the official team captain for life, i am merely a seasoned veteran / spiritual adivser for the team (spiritual advice: convert to catholicism or face eternity in hell).

claw is still a rotten cocksucker for the word filter and as of today I HAVE NO BACKUP PLAN, only a ghost who was.

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K J
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ALSO buncha humps are gettin together thursday at 3 lincoln park for allen iverson sponsored court ordered practice. PRACTICE BEFORE PRACTICE.
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Welf
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MEN,
I hope all of those who were extended an invitation to spring training will attend although Im sure there will be some folks who have visa issues as homeland security laws have changed following the 2009 season.

I will also have to say that i my own status for Saturday is up in the air as the Vigilantes reunion is Boston has preference. Furthermore, while i would like to see all of my players returning in shape and in mid-season form i know realistically that will not happen, therefore i think this exhibition will be great for them to shake off the rust and get thier heads back in the game.

For those new players in attendance - play hard and show us what you have. My spiritial advisor/hype man/ starting pitcher Kevin Jackson will be filing a scouting report with me regarding you. I wish you all the best.

As for myself, I have seen Dr. Galea and have undergone his patented blood spinning process on my ankle. While still a tad swollen, the ankle is healing and i will be reevaluated Tuesday March 23rd. With any luck this god forsaken boot will be taken off my leg and i will begin physical therapy with hopes for making the lineup on opening day.

Godspeed,

Skip Welf
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Rick Deckard
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I am coming up the weekend after so I won't be able to make it, super bummed
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Number 2
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welf we don't need to leave for boston until like 4-5
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Welf
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Mar 17 2010, 09:29 AM
welf we don't need to leave for boston until like 4-5
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? What time is show? I dont want to drive out there and have it sold out.

:briz:
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Number 2
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i dont even think the vigilantes are going on until like midnight
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Welf
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check your work email if its working. probably isnt

anyway the tix for that show are up on ticketmaster. $12.50 with service charge. Im gonna pick some up tonite for me, brad, and brendan. i will get you one. that way we dont have to leave until like 7 if we dont want to
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Number 2
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it is not working of course. thanks! yeah i am not in a rush to get there really
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K J
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Rick Deckard
Mar 17 2010, 09:03 AM
I am coming up the weekend after so I won't be able to make it, super bummed
thats ok if i may speak for the rest of the dogpound itll be a cold day in hell before you ever play under number 2s sacred retired jersey. YOU stated before you were playing with team body bug nyc and that is frankly unacceptable. i hope our fiercely hated crosstown rivals feel the same and blacklist the DOUBLE SNEAK THIEF.
Edited by K J, Mar 17 2010, 11:24 AM.
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Don't know if Ill be able to make it up this weekend but I will be up the following weekend as well, so if a real game or friendly game happens let me know.

Looking forward to helping Skipper Dan "Wild Thing" Murphy and the whole Team Number 2 Sux Nutz Franchise to reach our goal of two league regulated wins this season.
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serious punk

MERCENARY FOR HIRE.
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Rick Deckard
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OH the GM has been in contact with my people and wants me back KJ. I was batting yesterday (Abe is a fierce infielder), and been training all month in the Mountatins of Holmes NY.
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Welf
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Team,
It turns out that while hobbeled i will be in attendance for this exhibition. If i feel wiley, i may even take a couple hacks off whatever limp wristed jerkoff is throwing for T#2SN.

Double Sneak Thief Scott J: NAMBLA has a whole signed poster to present to you. Im glad that T#2SN does not have the pride we have and are taking you back
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KRAK SABBATH
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if i find a used mit b4 saturday, i might fill up a flask and come try this shit out. I used to play, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Welf & Paul
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alanface
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People are pretty good about sharing gloves, so you don't need your own.
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Rick Deckard
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I may drive up just to throw it i you faces
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Welf
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Scott you know you won't and this league def needs more J Krak!!!!!!!
J Kraks team should be called the J Krak Cromanauts
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KRAK SABBATH
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wait a minute, jebus cripes, ill be wearing a knee brace, an ankle brace, a well aged beer gut, i wouldn't go naming any teams after crom in my name, .... i'm gonna need croms help to kick ass, especially w/ evan williams as my personal trainer
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