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Season's Greetings!; happy holidays
Topic Started: Monday Dec 8 2008, 11:12 AM (698 Views)
*Kotton*	Monday Dec 8 2008, 11:12 AM Post #1
-HNIC- Posts: 4,265 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	before it gets really busy in every single one of our dailies, I'd like to take this time to wish you all a Happy Christmas and Merry New Year.. Happy Holidays from the Shop! I hope you all get to spend some good quality time with your immediate family, the retarded in-laws, the girl next door (rawwwr) and the pedophile living down the street cheers! here's to you- I hope we all gain 20 lbs. from sitting on our asses, watching football while devouring loads of dry turkey and undercooked ham, fruit cakes from half way across the planet, nasty mashed potatoes, grandmas "secret sauce" that she uses in the deviled eggs and drinking plenty of egg nog spiked with rum :ymm: and may we all suffer from the incessant need for carolers that can't sing to come knocking right when we're about to finally nail Mrs Jones because she's had "one too many" and is staring you down like you was Brad Pitt all greased up in your birthday suit :gtr: and as we reflect upon the year passed, may it stir many memories that hit your head simultaneously and cause what would be similar to an acid trip that makes you strip nude, kick open the door and run down the street yelling out loud... "pleeeease!!! does anyone have a Ginger I can kick!!?" lol- Posted Image



Urko	Monday Dec 8 2008, 02:41 PM Post #2
Posts: 653 Group: Shop Staff Member #103 Joined: August 21, 2008	roflol :) merry christmas and happy new year to everyone :D



king_george	Monday Dec 8 2008, 02:55 PM Post #3
Posts: 1,159 Group: Shop Manager Member #10 Joined: July 17, 2008	i wont say nothing now cuz it aint christmas.. all i can say is thx kotn :D still 2 weeks and im in vacantion -woot



Falken	Monday Dec 8 2008, 04:08 PM Post #4
Mr. "Who are you?" Posts: 764 Group: Machinist - VIP Member #3 Joined: July 17, 2008	Haha - those are the best greetings I've ever received in my whole life...thanks a lot homie, as usual you rule :gngsta: A merry Christmas and a happy new year from your fuckin crazy Italian over here as well!!!! :lol:



*Kotton*	Monday Dec 8 2008, 04:36 PM Post #5
-HNIC- Posts: 4,265 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	lol- you bet homeboy ;) :sloshd:



cj360	Monday Dec 8 2008, 04:48 PM Post #6
can't read Posts: 527 Group: Machinist - VIP Member #433 Joined: November 7, 2008	Kotton Monday Dec 8 2008, 11:12 AM grandmas "secret sauce" that she uses in the deviled eggs and drinking plenty of egg nog spiked with rum :ymm: lol even my dog won't her "special sauce" :nuk: Happy Holidays to all! Funniest Santa pic: Posted Image



*Kotton*	Monday Dec 8 2008, 08:09 PM Post #7
-HNIC- Posts: 4,265 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	ooh yeah baby, gotta luv that skeleton with skin stretched around it lol and I always found it hard to believe an animal that slurps on it's own ass and genitalia, and often dines happily on it's own feces could turn it's nose up to anything :huh: :lol:



VladyF	Tuesday Dec 9 2008, 11:42 AM Post #8
Posts: 1,129 Group: Shop Staff Member #8 Joined: July 17, 2008	Quote: I hope you all get to spend some good quality time with your immediate family, the retarded in-laws, the girl next door (rawwwr) and the pedophile living down the street ha ha ha and ho ho ho Merry Christmas to everyone and don't forgot to look up on the chimney when you hear the santa on the roof :lol:



EMMAG213	Monday Dec 22 2008, 01:27 PM Post #9
GTA Addict Posts: 99 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: August 6, 2008	Merry Christmas and Happy New year for all THE SHOP. Now get drunk and have party with friends and family. hahaha :omgx!: See you next year people!!!



KamikaZ	Tuesday Dec 23 2008, 05:43 AM Post #10
Cereal Killer Posts: 862 Group: Shop Manager Member #4 Joined: July 17, 2008	Best whishes to everyone, hope for a better new year and don't get wild on the Egg Nog :D



Threepwood	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 01:37 AM Post #11
CLEOticCHAOtic Posts: 1,836 Group: Shop Staff Member #23 Joined: August 1, 2008	As the days are here now, have fun and a merry christmas ;)



*Kotton*	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 06:42 AM Post #12
-HNIC- Posts: 4,265 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	what? here.. now? lemme guess, you're not as absurd and bored as us americans and don't celebrate and greet the entire month in advance eh?.. see, we no longer celebrate the one day but the entire month - for example, the 24th of april is my birthday, but every single day of april, I'll be saying.. "ay what up trick, it's my birthday today.. gimme my lapdance bitch" .. same goes with all holidays and special occasions here in the states - we've been brainwashed and conditioned by mass media to the extent that we start shopping for valentines a month in advance, easter, a month in advance, independence day, a month in advance - and it's only trickled down to personal holidays and occasions (such as graduations or birthdays as I've mentioned) - theoretically, in five years, the entire year will be one big ass never ending "celebration" of frivolous, meaningless shit and consumption... hence me wishing everyone "happy holidays" 15 days ago and not merry christmas on christmas eve... but hey, now that we here, Merry Christmas everyone! :toast: :suicide:



ALEXE	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 10:44 AM Post #13
BAD CHARACTER Posts: 445 Group: Shop Staff Member #5 Joined: July 17, 2008	haha take that for ya daily portion of ranting from our beloved site owner :lol: Merry Christmas or Chrismukkah or Hanukkah or whatever :D I hope u get what u wanna get and not what other people want u to get!!!



Falken	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 12:54 PM Post #14
Mr. "Who are you?" Posts: 764 Group: Machinist - VIP Member #3 Joined: July 17, 2008	Hahahaha, Kot my homie, u're the best :gngsta: Merry Christmas to everyone here at the shop from Italy, home of the best wine, the best food, the best cars, the best staff members ( :lol: ), the best government system, the best tax system, and last but not least, home of the biggest pain-in-the-ass ever created on this world... ME!!!! :lol: merry christmas everyone!!!!!



Urko	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 02:03 PM Post #15
Posts: 653 Group: Shop Staff Member #103 Joined: August 21, 2008	lol falken :D merry christmas from Slovenia too.. home of best.. uhm.. somthin.. and somth.. bah at least we're in a shape of a chicken :D MERRY CHRISTMAS :woot:



*Kotton*	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 02:08 PM Post #16
-HNIC- Posts: 4,265 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	^ ahahaha.. he said chicken - FUQ ITALY!! :lol:



Urko	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 02:37 PM Post #17
Posts: 653 Group: Shop Staff Member #103 Joined: August 21, 2008	Posted Image



Falken	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 02:47 PM Post #18
Mr. "Who are you?" Posts: 764 Group: Machinist - VIP Member #3 Joined: July 17, 2008	LOL URKO :lol:



*Kotton*	Wednesday Dec 24 2008, 05:01 PM Post #19
-HNIC- Posts: 4,265 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	ROFL- ahh be quiet mr ~~STRIPPER BOOT~~ 9 INCH STILETTO STRIPPER BOOT :urhrhr:



eze999	Friday Dec 26 2008, 02:38 AM Post #20
Posts: 29 Group: Machinist - VIP Member #2 Joined: July 17, 2008	Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to all :D



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