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*Kotton*	Monday Dec 8 2008, 11:12 AM
-HNIC- Posts: 4,215 Group: Proprietor Member #1 Joined: July 16, 2008	before it gets really busy in every single one of our dailies, I'd like to take this time to wish you all a Happy Christmas and Merry New Year.. Happy Holidays from the Shop! I hope you all get to spend some good quality time with your immediate family, the retarded in-laws, the girl next door (rawwwr) and the pedophile living down the street cheers! here's to you- I hope we all gain 20 lbs. from sitting on our asses, watching football while devouring loads of dry turkey and undercooked ham, fruit cakes from half way across the planet, nasty mashed potatoes, grandmas "secret sauce" that she uses in the deviled eggs and drinking plenty of egg nog spiked with rum :ymm: and may we all suffer from the incessant need for carolers that can't sing to come knocking right when we're about to finally nail Mrs Jones because she's had "one too many" and is staring you down like you was Brad Pitt all greased up in your birthday suit :gtr: and as we reflect upon the year passed, may it stir many memories that hit your head simultaneously and cause what would be similar to an acid trip that makes you strip nude, kick open the door and run down the street yelling out loud... "pleeeease!!! does anyone have a Ginger I can kick!!?" lol- Posted Image


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