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| Kotton | Friday Jul 25 2008, 01:57 PM |
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well, if I'm going to be your god, there's a few rules we need to go over 1] I want sacrifices every tues, fri, and every other wednesday (small children are preferred but I'll settle for an occasional platypus or two) 2] you must plant, grow and harvest the erb of love, cannibus sativa year round and distribute it to everyone that lives within a ten mile radius of you - if they refuse, you must kill them 3] every woman you're ever with, needs to privately visit with me at least once a week ...so we may discuss, um, ...interior decorating 4] you may not worship any other gods do you do windows? 5] if you bare any children, they must worship me, be named after me, and taught everything about my most awesome awesomness!!! hehe- thx man, it's np ;) |
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