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| WhiskeybusPorno Part 1 updated (dec.21) [Rated R for future installments and bus shenanigans] | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 16 2009, 05:52 PM (1,389 Views) | |
| Popey | Dec 17 2009, 11:09 PM Post #21 |
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Nothing ever stays. Everything dies eventually.
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I can safely say that happens.......just during the Porno part......don't ask |
| AzureHorizon | Dec 17 2009, 11:10 PM Post #22 |
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did you say... porno? ... Whiskeybus porno? |
| Popey | Dec 17 2009, 11:14 PM Post #23 |
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Nothing ever stays. Everything dies eventually.
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There is a whole section called Porno (something like the fifth or sixth one). No actually porn may be happening but the title makes sense....to me. Anyways, it is not a porno remember? It is a soap opera spin off! *If we called it a porno Brett and Scott might not get on the bus although I am pretty sure with the motley crew of people on the bus they will have not choice* |
| AzureHorizon | Dec 17 2009, 11:16 PM Post #24 |
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i just call it porno here but it will be called soap opera spin-off when the people present are, well, present you should call the section porno because the section is oliver discovering he actually kind of likes gay porn |
| Trish1974 | Dec 17 2009, 11:17 PM Post #25 |
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If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
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(I read this and thought... Whiskeybus porno... that would make a great band name!) |
| AzureHorizon | Dec 17 2009, 11:18 PM Post #26 |
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Holy shit, it would! |
| rhombus | Dec 17 2009, 11:23 PM Post #27 |
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Let us frankly discuss the mad hot sex we're about to have.
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I'm pretty sure we're calling it "art." ...bitches. Okay, now we're on a bus and we're a band. We're like the evil, horny Partridge Family. |
| Popey | Dec 17 2009, 11:23 PM Post #28 |
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Nothing ever stays. Everything dies eventually.
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Fine I will throw in some porn adventures just for funsies. Those chapters will just consist of Oliver looking at porn and commenting on the.....acting capabilities of the "actors". That good? HOLYFUCKINGSHITYES! *This is the title of my story :LMAO: * |
| AzureHorizon | Dec 17 2009, 11:26 PM Post #29 |
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well, yeah, on top of it all this is art which should be added to the whiskeybus definition but I feel like it's an implied definition and im also too lazy if we're a band, then... what songs would we sing/do? |
| Trish1974 | Dec 17 2009, 11:50 PM Post #30 |
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The band could be our cover. It would make the bus seem legit. That's how we get into the studio. We say, "Oh, yeah, we know Snoop or All-American Rejects or whoever are supposed to be playing at Ultra Violet, but they couldn't make it so they sent us. I am sure you've heard of us, we're Whiskeybus porno. We're supposed to pick up... um... I mean rehearse... with Scott and Brett. Just point us to their dressing rooms, and we'll take them... I mean, take it from here. Thanks.". It's a fool-proof plan, I'm sure. |
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