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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 10 2009, 08:13 PM (812 Views) | |
| OliverFishFan | Aug 10 2009, 08:13 PM Post #1 |
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Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, ABC does. Preview: Kyle, Fish, Jared, Cristian, and Natalie play Monopoly Coming soon! (My internet has been wrought with issues right now, so please be patient coz there are lots of bugs for me.) |
| Adriana | Aug 10 2009, 10:23 PM Post #2 |
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Interesting setup...can't wait to see what you write/what you come up with! =D Sorry to hear about the internet issues, that stinks =/ |
| OliverFishFan | Aug 11 2009, 12:21 AM Post #3 |
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13 October 2009 “Um, what is going on here?” asked Cristian Vega as he spotted an angry Layla Williamson pack her bags with a flustered Oliver Fish looking on. “You were never one of the smart ones, Cristian,” snapped Layla, who was not in the mood for questions. She gathered up all her books and personal items and threw them into a crate. “She knows, Cristian. About it all. I confessed,” added a sorrowful Fish. “At the most inopportune time at that. I thought I finally met the man of my dreams. Turns out, this Fish doesn’t like fish,” sneered Layla, with a dirty look towards Fish. “Seriously, I didn’t want things to happen this way. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner. Surely you can stay so we can talk about this,” pleaded Fish, who felt really guilty. “You knew, didn’t you, Cristian?” accused Layla. “With all that knowledge, and not a single word came out of your mouth. Disgusting,” “Hey, I told him to keep quiet. Don’t blame it on Cris! It’s all me. I’m the big bad fairy who led you on. I already told you my reasons why,” wept Fish, whose whole existence is being rocked to the core. Cris handed him a tissue to sniffle on. “Well, your reasons SUCK,” yelled Layla “You picked the wrong girl to hide yourself behind. I don’t take deception too lightly. First, Vincent has an affair with some girl behind his back. Now, you? I tell you, one more of you stupid men, and I’m going lesbian. Hey, if Ollie here can switch teams.” “Uncalled for, Layla. Fish here has been through enough…and frankly, so have you,” asserted Cristian. “Why can’t we try to work things out? Remember, we were all friends before the whole mix-up,” “Don’t even try, Cristian. I ruined it for everybody with my lies. I just hope both of you will forgive me for disturbing your peace. You guys were happy before I moved in,” sighed a despondent Fish. “Darn right. That’s why I gotta leave. I can’t take it anymore. See ya, boys,” said Layla before taking her bags and crate and heading for the door. 14 October 2009 “You’ve not spoken a word all breakfast long. What gives?” asked a worried Cristian as he sees Fish making tracks in his oatmeal with a spoon. “Why me? Why couldn’t I be just like everybody else?” whimpered Fish. “What exactly do you mean?” inquired Cristian, who was enjoying his bacon and eggs. “Well, look at you, Don Juan. I know your reputation. You romanced half the town’s leading ladies. Who do I get? Kyle Lewis,” whined Fish, who simply didn’t have the appetite to eat. “Nothing to be ashamed of. Some people like vanilla ice cream, while others like chocolate. You like the fruity flavor,” smiled Cris. “Ha ha. You’re quite the comic, there,” groaned Fish as he rolled his eyes. “Hey, I just wanted to cheer you up. Besides, this is your first day as Sergeant Oliver Fish.” mumbled Cristian as he chowed down the last of his bacon. “Just great. I need to find a new girlfriend. The other guys would expect to see me with a woman, pronto,” worried Fish, who had a reputation to defend. “Oh, a wo-man, huh? I hear RuPaul is single,” cracked Cristian. “Die a slow and painful death, please. In fact, ditch the slow,” answered Fish, who decided not to bother eating his oatmeal. “Hey, you can sit around and mope. I took the day off to look for our new roomie. Remember, a police officer and an artiste like me can’t pay the rent alone,” reminded Cristian, who took Fish’s bowl of oatmeal and started devouring. “Last time you looked for a roommate, you got a confused cop who strung his girlfriend along because he can’t handle his true self,” pouted Fish, still awash in self-pity. “Well, if that’s the case, anybody will be an improvement,” reassured Cristian. “Hurry along now. The Llanview PD needs their newest sergeant. Keep a positive attitude and put on some deodorant,” Later that day “Hey, how was work?” asked Cristian as Fish came back from a long day fighting crime. “The usual. What are you smirking about, Vega?” wondered Fish. “Our new roommate is checking the digs out. I think he likes it,” nodded Cristian. “He’s taking a leak right now,” “Ahh, I see. Is he nice?” asked Fish. “Oh, he’s cool. He likes surfing, classic rock, and playing ping-pong. He’s about our age, so there shouldn’t be any real problem relating to him. Very responsible guy and serious about his work,” stated Cristian. “Great, I’d love to meet him. Seems like someone I could hang with” said Fish. As if on cue, their new roommate walked into the living room. “Greetings, gentlemen. Hello, Cristian. Hello, Oliver,” declared Kyle Lewis. In total disbelief, Fish slumped in the couch in a mixture of fear and shock. “Not cool, Cristian. Not cool at all,” remarked Fish. End of Part 1 Note: Part 2 coming up! As usual, please be patient and understanding as I have mucho technical glitches right now. |
| b32guy | Aug 11 2009, 05:36 AM Post #4 |
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I love it long and wavy!
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I loved this, especially the way the characters speak to each other. And the RuPaul line was priceless. Nice!!! |
| appleridge | Aug 11 2009, 07:54 AM Post #5 |
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Cant Wait Whats Next |
| Nukester | Aug 11 2009, 08:08 AM Post #6 |
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:LMAO: GREAT HUMOR! You know I love funny.
Nice edgy bits in places, too. Wonderful Cris, loved his taking Oliver's oatmeal and eating it. Now THAT'S the sign of a guy who's NO WAY homophobic. in that simple sentence, you convay the depth of comfort and Friendship between the guys. :grin: And of course, best of all, having Kyle move in means they still have an empty bedroom to rent out!!!! :grin: |
| SlowDecay | Aug 11 2009, 09:11 AM Post #7 |
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Ha ha! That was awesome!! :] I loved it! |
| appleridge | Aug 11 2009, 02:20 PM Post #8 |
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OliverFishFan is having computer issues and asked me to post part 2 for him so here it is Part 2 “Glad to know I have a warm welcome here,” smirked Kyle, who took a seat on the couch facing a hungry Cristian and a apprehensive Fish. “Of course, cookies?” offered Cris, who showed Kyle a plate full of oatmeal and raisin cookies. “I’m not much of a raisin person, to be honest, but thanks for asking,” nodded Kyle. “OK, you knew I lived here, Kyle. Seriously, do I have to pull out a restraining order? My uncle Don works at the state court, you know,” smugly asserted Fish, who crossed his arms in a failed attempt to look tough. “Hey there. I invited Kyle to move in here. The Angel Square Motel, ratty as it is, still costs a fortune. Poor Kyle needed a place to stay. Either he moves in or I move out and you would have to shoulder the whole rent until you take time off your busy schedule to find not one, but two new roommates. Is that the way you roll?” stated Cris. “I know the way Oliver rolls, but it would be irrelevant to this discussion,” winked Kyle. “Fine, have it your way. I’m moving out,” announced Fish. “Good luck finding an apartment this cheap. Though, you could find one at East Boulevard. I’m sure the drug lords and the pimps there would love having you around,” replied Cris in a matter-of-fact tone. “Well, I changed my mind. I’m sticking about and keeping put here. I’m not gonna let Kyle affect my behavior and drive me away. Make sure to lock your doors at night, Cris. You never know when Kyle is gonna get the urge to…do whatever he does,” said Fish as he rolled his eyes. “Meanwhile, I gotta get ready for the Police Department Anniversary Supper or something like that. I gotta pick up my date to the supper. A girl, if you were asking,” “Hmm, you plus a female equals hilarity,” smirked Kyle. “Hey, Kyle. Give him some credit. At least, this time, the girl knows the score. Nancy is doing him a big favor. With Layla gone, Fish needed someone to take to this get-together with the other cops. A young, handsome guy like him single would get the other guys wondering what’s up,” “You are so complicated, Oliver,” spoke Kyle as he shook his head. “No, I’m not. It’s called self-preservation, Kyle!” screamed Fish as he entered his room and slammed the door. “What a big baby he is,” mumbled Cristian, who finished the last cookie. “Tell me about it. He’s the biggest drama queen I’ve ever seen, excuse the slur. Though, I must say that the tantrums all become rather cute after a while. Seeing Oliver’s face get all red gives him a glow,” chuckled Kyle. “Cris, you better make some more cookies, no raisins this time. Add some butterscotch chips,” 21 October 2009 “You came home just in time, Fish,” called out Cristian, who was busy putting frosting on a cake. “Can you vacuum the floors? I think they’re rather dusty.” “What’s the big occasion?” asked Fish, who sampled some frosting from the cake using his left forefinger. “Don’t touch that. That’s a special wedding cake for Jared and Natalie,” said Cristian, who deftly swatted Fish’s hand away from the white confection. “I thought they got hitched a good five months ago?” inquired Fish. “Yes, but they eloped and had a 5-minute exchanging of the vows, nothing more. They didn’t get to have a cake or a party. So, I’m fixing both of them dinner and then we can hang out afterwards. Besides, I thought we can celebrate Kyle having settled in here at the same time,” stated a focused Cristian, who carefully placed a small bride-and-groom figurine on top of the cake. “In that case, count me out,” slumped Fish. “What’s your problem with him? Don’t give me that crap about how he’s a criminal and blah blah blah. Drop the BS and tell me,” challenged Cristian, who was seeking to find the best place to put the cake. “You witnessed how I acted during his first day here. He brings out a side of me I do not wish to ever come out. I become this furious, childish, and downright harsh S.O.B whenever he’s near. That makes me uncomfortable,” confessed Fish. “You didn’t seem uncomfortable at all when I caught you and Kyle outside my mom’s diner a few months ago,” pointed out Cristian, who decided on lodging the cake inside the fridge. “Thanks for rubbing heavy-duty salt on my wounds, Cris. I needed that,” grunted Fish. “You’re welcome. Maybe you’re misinterpreting your reaction to Kyle. You say that he brings out your anger and hurt emotions. I see it that he unlocks your passion. Don’t look at it like a bad thing,” said Cristian as he heard the doorbell ring. “That must be Natalie and Jared. Fish, answer the door. I gotta wipe the counter.” “Hey, guys. How are the not-so-newlyweds doing?” greeted Fish towards Mr. and Mrs. Banks. “It’s not been a year yet, so newlyweds can still fit as a description,” smiled Jared as he kissed his wife. Cris brought out the cake from the fridge. “I hope you guys like it. It was made on short notice,” he blushed. “Aww, that’s so wonderful, Cristian! Why couldn’t you have made that for our wedding?” asked Natalie. “Wait, you and Cristian…?” wondered a confused Fish. “It’s a long story, Fish. However, Natalie and I are good friends now. We’re here to celebrate her and Jared and wish them well.” After everybody got seated on the table, Kyle came in panting. “Sorry I’m late, guys. There was bumper-to-bumper traffic all the way from 35th to Redwood Drive,” Kyle explained. “Wait, he’s invited?” asked a curious Natalie. “Oh, Nat. Kyle is the new roomie here,” added Cris. “You harbor an unrepentant blackmailer under your roof, Cristian?” inquired Jared. “Don’t worry, guys. I had the same concern, but Cris here shot me down and demanded that Kyle move in against my will,” spoke a snarky Fish. “Be nice, everybody. Kyle is very sorry for what happened in the past. Kyle, sit your butt down in that empty seat next to Fish,” defended Cristian. “Yes, sir,” answered Kyle, who quickly obliged. “So, Kyle, what do you do for a living?” questioned Jared. “Besides threatening to reveal people’s secrets and living off their hush money, of course.” “Classy coming from someone who, if I read the papers correctly, hid his true identity and caused the death of his wife’s brother-in-law.” Retorted Kyle. “Touché. For your information, Kyle, I think there are too much sleazy, evil folks in this world to worry about. You’re not one of them,” mentioned Jared. Great, another member of the Kyle Lewis Fanclub, thought Fish to himself. “Wow, the weather is looking really bad outside. Jared and I can’t go home for a while. Looks like we need some activity to do after dinner to kill time,” stated Natalie. “I have an idea,” announced Cristian. End of Part 2 Note: Part 3 coming up! I’m sorry if this story is a bit campier than my previous offerings. I figured, after “The Breakup” and “Stacy’s Return”, I need to write some lighter fare. I’m plagued by a glitchy service provider, so don’t be surprised if I ask another person to post this for me. |
| loveinabeerbottle | Aug 11 2009, 05:06 PM Post #9 |
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That was really good. I like the idea of kyle geyying some people in his corner! |
| Nukester | Aug 11 2009, 10:10 PM Post #10 |
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Many of your images are vivid. And you always add the humorous touch. But most of all I applaud your Cris. He bakes cakes and supports Kyle. He's no hetero homo hater. He's androgynous. Looking forward to more. Thank you for posting! Nukester |
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