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| Oliver's Fishy; Sung to "Three Little Fishes" | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 30 2009, 05:59 PM (304 Views) | |
| Nukester | Jul 30 2009, 05:59 PM Post #1 |
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Oliver's Fishy Sung to "Three Little Fishes" Kay Kyser version #1 -- 1939, original words and music by Saxie Dowell Down in Ol' Llanview is a little bitty stew Something's gotten fishy about Kyle Lewis, who... Came to town, found his former K-A-D. man Who swears back then's just, "Water over the dam." Good Cop / Bad Cop "Who the hell are you?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Kyle Lewis who?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Back off! Don't persue!" I swear back then's just, "Water over the dam." "Stop!" said the cop "I arrest you for extortion." Kyle protested, "This is blown out of proportion! I didn't do it and the judge will set me free! Now lets get back to how we used to feel and be." Good Cop / Bad Cop "Who the hell are you?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Kyle Lewis who?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Back off! Don't persue!" "I swear back then's someone else--wasn't me!" "Ollie," begged the lab techie, "You and I were one! How can you pretend we didn't have that fun? We were insep'rable alone and in the dark. God I remember, how we used to spark!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Who the hell are you?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Kyle Lewis who?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Back off! Don't persue!" "We WERE friends," Fish said--going for the snark. FIsh charged Kyle with bribing Natalie Stacy covered bail, and set him free. Layla started proding Fish with a sex exam He kept on dodging, "I am a man I am!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Who the hell are you?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Kyle Lewis who?!" Good Cop / Bad Cop "Back off! Don't persue!" I swear back then's just, "Water over the dam." until August 6th, or seems that's the plan! |
| loveinabeerbottle | Jul 30 2009, 06:12 PM Post #2 |
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too funny! you are so creative! |
| appleridge | Jul 30 2009, 07:01 PM Post #3 |
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That Was Awesome Nukester |
| backstreetboysfan | Jul 30 2009, 08:32 PM Post #4 |
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That Was Awesome |
| Nukester | Jul 31 2009, 08:42 AM Post #5 |
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Thanx people, I have no control over my muse. I'm pushed by a river of words that are powerfully polluted. Nukester |
| devillies | Jul 31 2009, 02:34 PM Post #6 |
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that was lovely ! |
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