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| Kayren | Sep 15 2008, 06:13 PM Post #1 |
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Upon his 65th Birthday, a man goes to the social security office to apply for benefits. The lady at the desk says "May I see your drivers license to verify your age?" The man searches his pockets & finds he has forgotten his wallet, he relays this to the lady at the desk. She says "Well, just let me see your chest" The man opens his shirt, revealing gray chest hair. The lady says ":That gray hair is good enough proof for me" & quickly approves his application for benefits. The man rushes home & excitedly tells his wife the whole story. The wife looks at him with a smile & says "You should have dropped your pants too" The man says "Why would I want to do that?" She says "You could have gotten disability too!" Thats when the trouble started.... |
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