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| Neo Kyo | Apr 27 2008, 11:59 PM Post #1 |
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Yes, one of our most popular topics making a return. Why? I'm bored. "He's like an incontinent kitten. Endearing, but you don't want it on top of you." -Faye Whitaker, Questionable Content. |
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| Ryvaken | Apr 28 2008, 12:14 AM Post #2 |
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"The weighted companion cube DOES speak. Superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. I'm not hallucinating. You are. The companion cube would never desert me. Dessert. So long... Cake. Ha ha, Cake. A lie. The companion cube would never lie to me. NEVER." |
   
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| Neo Kyo | Apr 28 2008, 12:34 AM Post #3 |
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That would belong to the never introduced Rat Man from Portal. And now... "One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix one can prepared coconut pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all purpose flour don't forget garnishes such as: fish shaped crackers fish shaped candies fish shaped solid waste fish shaped dirt fish shaped Ethel benzine pull n' peel licorice fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish one cup lemon juice alpha resins unsaturated polyester resin fiberglass surface resins volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yokes 12 medium geosynthetic membranes one cup granulated sugar an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands" 2 cups rhubarb; sliced 2/3 granulated rhubarb 1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb 3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire 1 Large rhubarb 1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 Tbsp rhubarb juice adjustable aluminum head positioner slaughter electric needle injector cordless electric needle injector injector needle driver injector needle gun cranial caps and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue." -Blue Sphere/Core of Knowledge/Cake, Portal Edited by Neo Kyo, May 1 2008, 09:49 PM.
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| Ryvaken | Apr 28 2008, 01:00 AM Post #4 |
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In no particular order, the wisdom of GLaDOS. "Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain." "I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: 'Hellooo!' THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!" "The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake." "You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you *static*" "The device has been modified so that it can manufacture two linked portals at once. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in subject hometown here." "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." "Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye." "I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I WILL kill you... I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?" |
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| Neo Kyo | Apr 28 2008, 01:23 AM Post #5 |
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What the enemies with the cutest voice ever say. I always liked the turrets, even with the "torn apart by bullets" thing. Turret Speak "Hi" "Target acquired" "Dispensing product" "Firing" "Hello, friend" "Gotcha" "There you are" "I see you" "Hello~" "Searching" "Sentry mode Activated" "Is anyone there?" "Could you come over here?" "Coming through!" "Excuse me" "Sorry" "My Fault" "Oh!" "Hello" "Deploying" "Preparing to dispense product" "Activated" "There you are" "Who's there" "Ahahaha" "Critical Error" "Sorry" "We're closed" "Shutting down" "I don't blame you" "I don't hate you" "Why?" "No hard feelings" "Ayayayayayayayayayay" "Hey" "Heyheyhey" "Put me down" "Whoooa" "Ilegal Operation" "Who are you?" "Hey" "Please put me down" "Help" "Oh-oh" "Goodbye" "Sleep mode activated" "Your business is appreciated" "Hybernating" "Goodnight" "Resting" "Naptime" "Are you still there?" "Target lost" "Can I help you?" "Searching" "Hey! It's me!" "Don't shoot!" "Stop Shooting!" "Oh!" "Self-test error "Unknown error" "Malfunctioning." "OOO-oo-ooh" "Owowowowow." Edited by Neo Kyo, Apr 28 2008, 01:24 AM.
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Amanda "Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out of it alive anyway." | |
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| Neo Kyo | Apr 28 2008, 01:51 AM Post #6 |
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The very first GLaDOS speech "Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one, your speciment has been processed and we are now ready to being the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety and the safety of other please refrain from*bzzt*por favor por donde fallan muchas gracias *****bzzt* and back." |
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| Neo Kyo | Apr 28 2008, 02:22 AM Post #7 |
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"Instead of office chair package contained bobcat. Would not buy again." -xkcd, issue 325 |
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| Snow | Apr 28 2008, 08:54 AM Post #8 |
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"Stupidity is no handicap in politics." Napolean Bonaparte |
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| Snow | Apr 28 2008, 08:55 AM Post #9 |
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"...not all who wander are lost." Prophet Valen of the Draenai. World of Warcraft, burning crusade. |
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| Ryvaken | Apr 28 2008, 09:59 AM Post #10 |
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The Wing of Feylyn
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I've heard that before. I can't remember where though. |
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