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| Kiorein | Jul 20 2010, 01:07 PM Post #1 |
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So, let me tell you guys about my adventure. My NONDESCRIPT adventure. With my buddy, stair. He and I would never have sex together, that'd be gay! Which is not a problem. But we're not gay (except when we are) but why are you asking? Homophobe! Out of nowhere, this dude Mike appeared. He came out of literally nowhere, and tried to steal the spotlight. Stairmaster became instantly furious with him, and wanted him dead. Unfortunately, Mike was really good at escaping, and had a jet pack and jet boots. Long story short, we couldn't kill him, and ended up nearly dying at the edge of some cliff near the ski resort. And some Cosmic Mike appeared and was omnipotent or something. And then it turned out to be a dream Stair had while he was in a coma. Man I hope nobody changes this story or adds new things just because they can, because that would be in bad taste, I worked hard on this story. (I didn't) Edited by Stairmaster, Jul 20 2010, 05:57 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jul 20 2010, 01:17 PM Post #2 |
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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IF IT WAS A DREAM BY ME? |
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| Austin Prince | Jul 20 2010, 01:40 PM Post #3 |
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nobody likes my lawn clock.
Edited by Stairmaster, Jul 20 2010, 02:34 PM.
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| Kiorein | Jul 20 2010, 01:47 PM Post #4 |
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I can enter in and out of dreams, duh. |
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Jul 20 2010, 05:50 PM Post #5 |
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I like the part with the elbow vaginas. I prefer elbow penises though. Man, what is up with all these gay jokes or comments about the male anatomy, this is getting disturbing. Edited by Kiorein, Jul 21 2010, 05:20 AM.
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