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| [Day 4/5] Room 321; WuFeilocks in some Korean guy's bed | |
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| Zhang Wu Fei | Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:25 pm Post #1 |
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Gang Woo Pee. Totally Korean.
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<< The abandoned hallway where his re-invented ally and his sweetheart lived appeared to be miles—and possibly dimensions—away from the third floor. But Wu Fei managed to reach the end of his Odyssey without bumping into walls too often. It hardly mattered; with an already migrained head and a mind full of pink cotton any additional damage was near-impossible to perceive. Room 321 looked exactly as Wu Fei had left it, except now it was Shags Morkies' and Gang Woo Pee's room. He faintly remembered the encounter with crusts of lipstick that had unlocked this new area. It was a definite upgrade from what it had been before; Gang Woo Pee's bed looked much more inviting than Zhang Wu Fei's ever had. And more happened in this bed as well. For one, Barton reported Maxwell had been hiding under his ridiculously huge feet all along, and for another, the Mad Arab had only gone un-findable in preparation of a graduation-themed tea party. Which was fortunate, because Wu Fei could do with a cup of tea. Or porridge, since he played Goldilocks' part now. Did Catherine do porridge as well? He would have to ask her that some time. In fact, he could do that now, since she had never let go of his hand. And Wu Fei was on a quest to find a specific piece of furniture. Because if he failed to get his five cardboard cut-outs, everybody would go play hide and seek without him – which meant Swordsmanship classes would have to be cancelled and Wu Fei would not be able to graduate. Korean beds certainly were more adventurous than any other bed he had slept in. So much to do, so little time! Fortunately, Wu Fei had completely forgotten to set an alarm – there would be plenty of time to find the five cut-outs. |
| I am some Korean meshuggenah. | |
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| Zhang Wu Fei | Tue Mar 2, 2010 11:18 pm Post #2 |
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Gang Woo Pee. Totally Korean.
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[Day 5] After a whopping exciting round of sleeping, Wu Fei finally awoke. Brain foggy, mouth dry, unmentionables protruding at the front… Dream experiences and recollections from his reality still blurring into one, he patted the bed to his left; apparently he lay here alone. The shock of this find caused a jumble of unhinged recollections to untangle——the three most preposterous of which made Wu Fei hide his eyes and sweltering cheeks behind his hands: tea with Treize, taking a fall into the student pool, and steamy sex with Barton's sister. The latter, he realized, hadn't really happened. Not that it made much of a difference; underpants twitching at a sexy thought may generally be taken for approval. Even Wu Fei knew that. So… he was attracted to the twat. This meant a call for drastic measures: a strict regimen of appropriate distance, Mental Mikado, and cold showers. May the need arise; the ICUP nurse could probably be persuaded to lend him an ice pack… There was, of course, a simple –if sultry and slightly shameful– solution to his more immediate problem. He needed a clear head for whatever trouble would come his way today. And he had hands. Peering between his fingers at the offending organ, Wu Fei cursed the most muffled, un-heartfelt curse he had ever uttered. And set off to take a shower. […] And came back cool, calm, and collected. …Wait, let's try again: And came back clean, coy, and conscience-stricken. With possibly even greener hair than before – damn that Panda Friends Super Shimmer All-In-One Shampoo And Conditioner. Nothing for it, he told himself as he got dressed. Suppose the hair makes me just that bit more Korean. And the other thing… just a bit more like the average college idiot. He decided to get a quick breakfast next, instead of 'comforting' himself further. As soon as he found his other set of pants… >> |
| I am some Korean meshuggenah. | |
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