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[Day 2] An Explosive Personality
Topic Started: Tue Dec 1, 2009 2:55 am (636 Views)
Duo Maxwell
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Raped by school.
Duo didn't care that he'd just been publicly humiliated in front of the whole class, because he'd gotten an award, goddammit! He now had mad ninja skills to add to his long list of talents. He was better than all these normal people.

He was also extremely happy that the sudden disease he'd contracted that had effected his speech pattern was also gone. If he hadn't been under such influence he definitely wouldn't have made such an obvious and poorly constructed death threat if he'd been completely healthy. He'd also just remembered that he didn't have any siblings, especially any twins named Mary. Or Sue. He shuddered.

Thankfully the bell rang before anymore scathing remarks about his two-minute disease could be made, and everybody began piling out of the room. Sure, Duo could have used his mad ninja skills to zip outside without having to deal with the crowd, but he didn't want to leave poor Heero, being a mere mortal, alone with their darling zombie, Treize. As he was climbing to his feet he heard the zombie's sickening sweet voice comment, "Well, Mr. Yuy, Mr. Maxwell. I hope you'll take some time off from planting explosives around campus to study for the quiz tomorrow."

"Why don't you just give up and stop pretending to be human?" Duo snarled and lunged forward, planning to leap right over the table to wrap his fingers around that bastard's throat and squeeze the life right out of him. He got as far as one foot on his chair and both hands on the tabletop before Heero grabbed him and hauled him from the room.

"I hope you're proud of that little speech you gave back there, Maxwell." Duo snorted and tried to yank his arm free, "Yea, I am! Come on! He was practically in there yelling 'Heeeerooo, come and kill me!' Didn't you notice?"He stumbled after his roommate, grimacing from the bruising grip on his arm. He was going to have some spectacular Indian burns once they were through. While Heero ranted and raved about how Duo had fucked up--it wasn't his fault, it was that evil woman, Mary!-- Duo subtly tried to free his arm, with no luck. It wasn't until he heard "..and that means we're stuck here until we graduate. Deadly British food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next four years. Curfews and random dorm checks and surveillance." Duo's eyes widened and he made a face. That sounded like Hell! They were in Hell!

Duo was busy freaking out about actually living in hell until he ran straight into Heero's back, letting out an 'oof!' of surprise. He sighed and shook his head, muttering "Ugh.. I can't take much more of this.." He eyed the back of Heero's head, tapping a foot impatiently as he waited for his partner to snap out of it.

"We need to find Merquise. Any ideas?" The braided teen's attention had begun to wander during Heero's little inner monologue, but he glanced back at him and arched a brow. "He's here too?" he asked with interest. "I dunno.. maybe the gym?" Merquise seemed like the kinda guy who'd wanna keep his hot bod in shape for the ladies.

Well, it was as good a plan as any. So they headed outside, but just as Duo was ambling down the stairs outside of the building, he paused and almost tripped over his own feet, and by extension almost tripped his roommate, as he let out a yell of surprise and dismay. "It's a Gundam!" He blinked again, and then the clouds drifted on, allowing the light to shine on the blocky metal thing, and Duo relaxed. "Wait.. nevermind, it's just a statue of some guy." He squinted and managed to read a boring palindrome on the bottom of it. "OTTO," he read. "Hm. What d'you suppose that is?"
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Treize Khushrenada
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"Why don't you just give up and stop pretending to be human?"

Human? Why on earth would a god like Treize want to pretend to be human? It was moot since the brats had left the room, but it definitely gave him something to ponder. Not for long, however, as his faithful assistant Pargan slowly crept into the room with loaded arms just as Treize was setting down the eraser in the tray at the bottom of the board.

"I brought the explosives as you requested, Your Honor."

"Thank you, Pargan. That's 'Your Excellency,' but never mind. If class weren't over now, those would be most useful for demonstration purposes. I suppose I should have asked you to fetch them about three hours before class started rather than two. I apologize. Just set them anywhere."

"Yes, Sir."

The old coot could barely carry the box another step and His Excellency had said to set them anywhere, so Pargan dropped them immediately where he stood. This unfortunate decision instantly caused an explosion that blew them both out of the building, where they would have been killed had they not landed somewhat comfortably on the backs of two elephants rubbing against some trees on the campus lawn. Pargan would later be docked a significant amount of pay for the incident, but luckily he'd forgotten he received a salary for serving His Grace so he wasn't particularly troubled by the pronouncement.

Treize received some cuts and bruises, but God wouldn't dare give him anything more serious. He slid off the elephant, cursing in Greek, and brushed himself off as he headed to his next class.

And this, I'm afraid, is where the thread comes to an end. Drive safely, and have a nice day!

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