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New World Order
Topic Started: Feb 3 2009, 10:55 AM (402 Views)
Zakk Shock
The Deviant of IHFH
IHFH LAND WILL TRIUMPH!

President: Kasper

VP: Zakk

Secretary of State: James

Secretary of Defense: Ethan

Speaker of the House: bYran (now shut the hell up)

Head of Technology: Jack

Surgeon General : Shake

Head of Agriculture : Longears (because he fucks animals. :D)

Head of Space Exploration: Donkey


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IT WILL BEGIN.


Reroute all military forces to all countries who do not submit to the grand country of IHFH, kill all who do not join us.

Repeatedly use nuclear weaponry on countries whose power rivals our own.

Gather resources from all surrounding countries.

Build an underground city, bring all those loyal, or those who are deemed fit to survive with the Greatest.

Detonate thermonuclear devices in all countries around the world.

Gather 5 of the worlds most gorgeous women for each my advisors, 5 men for James', and 5 animals of Longears' choosing (:D)

Populate our city.

After 30 years, Gather our most elite military services.

Return to surface.

Take Samples of air,water, and soil, back to city.

If the surface can be deemed survivable, send a team of 30 civilians to the surface and start a colony.

If the surface is deemed hazardous, retreat back to the undercity for another 5 years, checking back in 1 year intervals.

This plan could take anywhere from 40 to 70 years to work,and the burden may be gifted on to our sons and daughters to carry out.

Hoorah!

new world order for the win!
Edited by Zakk Shock, Feb 7 2009, 03:37 PM.
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SUPERDOUCHEY
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Hell yeah.
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Kasper
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King of IHFH
Let's do it. I suggest we first invade Mexico, and turn Mexico City into IHFH land. Then terraform the land to make it look like an awesome face.
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James
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What does a Secretary of State do?
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Jack

Technology? WHAT R THAT
Edited by Jack, Feb 3 2009, 02:21 PM.
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Shake

don't drink the water :ese:
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Jack

Yum, toilet water. Tasty rads.
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Zakk Shock
The Deviant of IHFH
Jack
Feb 3 2009, 02:20 PM
Technology? WHAT R THAT
Give us better games.

make us better weapons.


GIVE US LIGHTSABRAHS
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Zakk Shock
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James
Feb 3 2009, 02:19 PM
What does a Secretary of State do?
you brief the president (kasper and me) about how the country is doing
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Shake

I didn't vote for you :raise:
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