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| King "The King" Harkininian; He's not Canon, according to Nintendo. | ||||||
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| Topic Started: Jun 2 2008, 01:02 AM (107 Views) | ||||||
| MAH BOI | Jun 2 2008, 01:02 AM Post #1 | |||||
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Name: King "The King" Harkininian Age: 47 Height: 6 feet 5 inches. Very Tall! Race: Hylian Description/picture:  Personality: The King trys to do good, but usually ends up screwing things up a bit and getting himself into trouble. He's not very smart, but not noticeably stupid either, though his beard and huge fish lips tend to make him look dumber then he actually is. The King is also very fond of food, and his favorite time of the day is Dinner. He likes Dinner so much, he frequently wonders out loud what will be for Dinner. Also has a penchant for regarding men as "Mah Boi". Helpful and kind to a fault, but he's also semi-strict with traitors, having once forced a traitorous Duke to scrub "All the Floors in Hyrule", though whether this actually was carried out is unknown. History: The King Hails from a different Hyrule. A Parallel Hyrule, much like the land of Termina. Except where the difference between Hyrule and Termina was the landscape and personalities of the people, The King's Hyrule was different in that it was a strange land where everything looked bizarre, as if poorly animated, and everyone sounded terrible and spoke in bizarre phrases that made little to no sense. His world collapsed entirely one day, and The King, having that Hyrule's Triforce of Courage in his possession, was protected from the destruction and flung into Hyrule as we know it. He doesn't KNOW this, of course, he only thinks he's landed in a different country with the same name as his kingdom, so he doesn't act like royalty, more of a traveller. When he arrived here though, he found his Triforce of Courage had been transformed from a mystical artifact of the goddesses into a triangular piece of gold wood, and it only had the power to create a sheild and move left in it. Setting out, he intends to find someone who recognizes him, and hopefully find a way home. Sadly, he is unaware he will never succeed. Weapon: Dinner Blaster: Strangely, the King carries around a rather large bazooka-sized weapon made of metal which he hides under his orange robe. It fires out a seemingly endless supply of head-sized hamburgers at people. These Hamburgers are incredibly fattening, if eaten, but do very low damage, and he's capable of firing 3 per post. Special Abilities: The Wooden Replica Triforce of Courage: The King is capable of holding up his Wooden Triforce of Courage, which projects a sheild similar to Nayru's Love ahead of him to act as a magic barrier, often saying "I've got the Triforce of Courage to protect me!" while doing so. The Sheild is as strong as a metal Hylian shield, but has the advantage of being able to move around independently, not requiring The King to hold it. DINNER: The King knows only one spell, and it is pretty much his only means of significant attack, given the negligible effects of Dinner Blaster and the Defensive nature of TWRToC. Named after his favorite thing, Dinner, Dinner is a powerful spell that creates a black 3-by-3 foot circle in the air. The circle can form anywhere, even on an opponent, but it does no damage until the spell fuly activates, in which tiny white partciles flood inward to the center of the circle, and a giant leg of Ham shoots out. The Ham is the damaging segment of the attack, and weighs abiout 9 pounds, and it travels at the speed of a cannonball, so it's effects are quite destructive. The attack is very slow, however, so it's odd's of actually hitting an opponent are ludicrously low unless the opponent is either massive or holding still. Items: HUGE Goblet (capable of holding a decent watermelon inside, for refrence's sake), Wood Replica of Triforce of Courage. RP Sample: The King sat down, polishing the Wooden Triforce with a sleeve of his slightly frayed orange robe. He had not eaten in 3 days, apart from the burgers generated by his Dinner Blaster, but he was starting to feel malnourished due to the lack of anything besides carbs, protein, and fat. He needed fruit or vegetables of some sort. And the amount of fat, coupled with the lack of fiber, made going to the bathroom an excrutiating experience. Sadly, he looked at his giant goblet and Triforce of Courage. Where was home? He missed his daughter, his kingdom, and Gwonam the Wizard. Well, there was no point waiting, he had to find his way to the next town! Holstering his Dinner Blaster, clasping his Giant Goblet to a holder on his belt, and pocketing his Wooden Replica Triforce of Wisdom, he moved onto the next town, looking forward to a decent meal. "Hmm....I wonder what's for Dinner..." |
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"I am... omg... wow.... wtf." - First thing ever said about The King The King's Profile! Name: King "The King" Harkininian. Weapon: Dinner Blaster. Items: Huge Goblet, Wooden Replica Triforce of Courage. Spells/Abilities: Dinner. Rupees: 20/200 (Amount/Max) | ||||||
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Jun 2 2008, 01:08 AM Post #2 | |||||
TYPO FEVER!
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I am... omg... wow.... wtf. Tiefy said something about registering a character like this, but... never thought someone would do it. To my amazement, this profile is actually well made, aside from the whole "parallel Hyrule" thing... I can't believe I'm saying this... Approved. |
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The above post may contain high levels of sarcasm, irony, and other literary devices, including but not limited to alliteration, foreshadowing, suspense, and, of course, stupidity.
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