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You Should Sell Your Archery Equipment
Topic Started: Mar 19 2015, 02:34 PM (165 Views)
deermagnet
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Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his hunting boots. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting. Maybe you should sell your archery equipment."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't!
Edited by deermagnet, Mar 19 2015, 02:36 PM.
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WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
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lmaaa
 
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Smart man!!
Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!!
 
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