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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 19 2014, 01:49 PM (127 Views) | |
| deermagnet | Nov 19 2014, 01:49 PM Post #1 |
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High On The Horn
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're yadoing, Billy Bob ?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared thebejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob .. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." Edited by deermagnet, Nov 19 2014, 01:49 PM.
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| Perchdrifter | Nov 19 2014, 04:50 PM Post #2 |
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| Live every day like it's your last | |
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| bowhunter-57 | Nov 19 2014, 06:27 PM Post #3 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Goose smasher | Nov 19 2014, 07:38 PM Post #4 |
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LOL! |
| Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!! | |
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