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| deermagnet | Jul 17 2014, 06:10 AM Post #1 |
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A man in Milac, Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "Up North Bear Removers. He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an hour. The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat and when the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog." |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| bowhunter-57 | Jul 17 2014, 06:56 AM Post #2 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Perchdrifter | Jul 17 2014, 07:13 AM Post #3 |
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| Live every day like it's your last | |
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| Goose smasher | Jul 17 2014, 09:54 AM Post #4 |
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LOL!! |
| Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!! | |
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| onmedic | Jul 17 2014, 01:44 PM Post #5 |
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| spent | Jul 22 2014, 04:36 AM Post #6 |
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LOL... |
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| shedherder | Aug 14 2014, 11:24 AM Post #7 |
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| Chago | Sep 22 2014, 10:17 PM Post #8 |
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That's good lol |
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Xpedition Xring 7 70lb 30.5" draw- Easton Da Torch 330 led by a rage 2 blade | |
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| thenrifish | Oct 1 2014, 05:56 AM Post #9 |
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Love it! |
| Some people say I am lucky. I say the harder I work, the luckier I get! | |
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