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| Perchdrifter | May 20 2014, 07:38 PM Post #1 |
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A man received a text message from his neighbor, saying: Dear neighbor, I send you this text because I am crushed by remorse; you have always been so nice to me that you did not deserve my shameful actions. And here are the facts that I must confess to you and deeply apologize for: Whenever, you're not present at your home, day or night, I am using your wife; for a long time I have enjoyed it but now I really feel the guilt and I wish you will accept my most sincere apologies ! Totally enraged by the situation, the man went in his basement, picked-up his shotgun, came back upstairs, walked in his room and shot his wife dead! A few minutes later he received another text message that said: «Sorry Sir for the spelling mistake: I wrote wife but of course, it was wifi ! Have a nice day ANDY |
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| bowhunter-57 | May 20 2014, 08:08 PM Post #2 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Goose smasher | May 21 2014, 05:23 AM Post #3 |
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Ouch. |
| Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!! | |
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