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repentent neighbor
Topic Started: May 20 2014, 07:38 PM (119 Views)
Perchdrifter
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A man received a text message from his neighbor, saying:

Dear neighbor, I send you this text because I am crushed by remorse; you
have always been so nice to me that you did not deserve my shameful
actions.

And here are the facts that I must confess to you and deeply apologize
for:

Whenever, you're not present at your home, day or night, I am using your
wife; for a long time I have enjoyed it but now I really feel the guilt and
I wish you will accept my most sincere apologies !


Totally enraged by the situation, the man went in his basement, picked-up
his shotgun, came back upstairs, walked in his room and shot his wife dead!


A few minutes later he received another text message that said:

«Sorry Sir for the spelling mistake: I wrote wife but of course, it was
wifi !


Have a nice day
ANDY


Live every day like it's your last
 
bowhunter-57
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bash1 lmaaa
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Goose smasher
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Ouch.
Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!!
 
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