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| deermagnet | Nov 29 2013, 05:21 AM Post #1 |
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High On The Horn
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there... Lesson 5 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. .. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut Edited by deermagnet, Nov 29 2013, 05:27 AM.
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| Perchdrifter | Nov 29 2013, 03:57 PM Post #2 |
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how true! |
| Live every day like it's your last | |
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| coon | Nov 29 2013, 04:22 PM Post #3 |
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Words to live by!
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| bowhunter-57 | Nov 29 2013, 05:11 PM Post #4 |
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Isn't that the truth,
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| thenrifish | Nov 30 2013, 08:09 AM Post #5 |
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I like those! |
| Some people say I am lucky. I say the harder I work, the luckier I get! | |
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| Goose smasher | Nov 30 2013, 11:19 AM Post #6 |
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You got that right! |
| Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!! | |
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