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| Chago | Aug 26 2013, 09:38 AM Post #1 |
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can't remember if I posted this one before, here it goes anyways 3 men all die at the same time. They come to the gates of heaven and see God standing there waiting to judge them. Before they even have a chance to speak, God says, I don't care about any of your sins. I just want to know if you were faithful in your marriages. First guy steps up and says, I was married for ten years and was caught cheating 3 times. God says that's terrible, here is a bicycle you can drive around heaven for eternity. Second guy says I was married 27 years, and only cheated on my wife once in our first year of marriage. After that I remained faithful. God said ok you can have a Lexus to drive around in for eternity. Third guy says, I was married for 50 years and never once cheated or thought about cheating. God gives him a Ferrari to drive for eternity. So later the two guys say the man with the Ferrari on the side of the road crying. They come up to him and ask why are you crying, you got a Ferrari. The old man replies, yes but I just drove around one corner and I saw my wife on roller blades. |
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Xpedition Xring 7 70lb 30.5" draw- Easton Da Torch 330 led by a rage 2 blade | |
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| Swamp Buck | Aug 26 2013, 09:57 AM Post #2 |
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Another Bowhunter
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| bowhunter-57 | Aug 26 2013, 06:24 PM Post #3 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Perchdrifter | Aug 26 2013, 07:17 PM Post #4 |
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hahahahha |
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| Goose smasher | Aug 26 2013, 07:52 PM Post #5 |
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LOL! |
| Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!! | |
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| thenrifish | Aug 27 2013, 11:33 AM Post #6 |
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That's a good one Hahaha! |
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