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New Man in the Mountains; Invited to Mountain Party
Topic Started: Aug 24 2013, 06:28 AM (168 Views)
thenrifish
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A fellow decided to get away from civilization and he moved well up into the mountains away from towns and cities. A few months after moving into his cabin, he received a visitor at the door. It was a big, rough looking, ragged mountain man.

The mountain man said he just wanted to invite the newest mountain man to a party. The new guy said that he guessed that would be a good idea.

The old mountain man said - "there's gonna be some drinkin goin on"
The new guy says - "oh, that's alright"

The old mountain man said - "there's gonna be some dancin goin on"
The new guy says - "oh, that's alright"

The old mountain man said - "there might be a little fightin goin on"
The new guy says - "oh, that's alright"

The old mountain man said - "there might be a little sex goin on"
The new guy says - "oh, that's alright" and
The new guy says - "what should I wear?"

The old mountain man replies - "oh it don't matter what you wear. There's only gonna be the two of us anyway!"


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bash1 lmaaa lmaaa
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yikes,,,lol
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