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Priest's Retirement Dinner
Topic Started: Jul 19 2013, 07:54 PM (206 Views)
Perchdrifter
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Priest's Retirement Dinner












A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years inthe parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few
words while they waited:

'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I
heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The
very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a
television set and, when
questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had
stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an
affair with his boss's wife; had sex with his boss's 17 year old
daughter on numerous occasions, taken illegal drugs ; had several
homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and
gave VD to his sister. I was appalled that one person could do so many
awful things.

But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like
that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving
people.'

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
apologies at being late.
He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:

'I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the
politician.
'In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for
confession.'

Moral : Never, Never, Never Be Late




Live every day like it's your last
 
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Sounds like a politician to me !

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