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It Was Entertanment Night At The Senior Center
Topic Started: Jun 24 2013, 09:05 PM (204 Views)
deermagnet
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.
After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano
It was time for the Star of the Show-
Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a
trance.
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew
from his waistcoat pocket
A beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the
watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for
six generations"
Said Claude.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"

The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently
swaying watch.
And then,
Suddenly,
The chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"


"SHIT" said Claude.


It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Centre

And Claude was never invited to entertain again






High on the horn
WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
Perchdrifter
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ROTFLMAO
Live every day like it's your last
 
Chago
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Hahahahahahahahaha that was great!!!
Xpedition Xring 7 70lb 30.5" draw- Easton Da Torch 330 led by a rage 2 blade
 
bowhunter-57
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l guess they weren't wearing their DEPENDS funn
If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble

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