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Spaghetti
Topic Started: Jun 11 2013, 01:20 PM (176 Views)
Perchdrifter
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Spaghetti...for Italians

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would
pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today .'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.
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Goose smasher
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Now thats a bad day!

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LOL I think he already sent her the xtra sauce. bash1
 
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Rutman
Jun 11 2013, 10:07 PM
LOL I think he already sent her the xtra sauce. bash1
haaha,, good one!
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