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Irish Blond
Topic Started: May 20 2013, 09:28 PM (231 Views)
Perchdrifter
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Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"


As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.


Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,

..... but all men...are men!










Live every day like it's your last
 
thenrifish
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I bet she bounced - whoops I meant rolled "snake eyes" LOL
Some people say I am lucky. I say the harder I work, the luckier I get!
 
Goose smasher
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Good one!

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Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!!
 
bowhunter-57
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lmaaa lmaaa
If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble

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