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Redneck run in with Game Warden
Topic Started: Apr 19 2013, 03:23 PM (335 Views)
Perchdrifter
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A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

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Goose smasher
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Nice!

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funn good one ..
 
exquackly
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nice one perchie and most of thewardens i know it would work on!
 
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exquackly
Apr 19 2013, 07:36 PM
nice one perchie and most of thewardens i know it would work on!
LOL,,now that's scary
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Love it!
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LOL Rednecks always win.
 
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I remember that game warden. He tried for a long time to catch an old Indian fishing guide who liked to use a little dynamite to improve his catch rate.

One day the game warden got the Indian fishing guide to take him out fishing. After a short time, the Indian pulled out a stick of dynamite and threw it into the water. When it blew up he collected the fish off the water.

The game warden pulled out his badge and said "I got you now!"

The Indian calmly reached into a bag and pulled out a stick of dynamite and lit it. He handed it to the game warden. He then said "are you gonna fish or are you gonna talk?"
Some people say I am lucky. I say the harder I work, the luckier I get!
 
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thenrifish
Apr 20 2013, 06:57 AM
I remember that game warden. He tried for a long time to catch an old Indian fishing guide who liked to use a little dynamite to improve his catch rate.

One day the game warden got the Indian fishing guide to take him out fishing. After a short time, the Indian pulled out a stick of dynamite and threw it into the water. When it blew up he collected the fish off the water.

The game warden pulled out his badge and said "I got you now!"

The Indian calmly reached into a bag and pulled out a stick of dynamite and lit it. He handed it to the game warden. He then said "are you gonna fish or are you gonna talk?"
hahaha,,,good one!
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funn thmup
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2 good ones
 
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Lol
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